Two jerks.
*quack*
mira MIRA you have to come into work
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you have to see this, you'll hate it!!
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remember last summer you were complaining about the honking man? And I delivered him a donut lol
*quack* asdf
dont even start, Mira, that hole business is all in the past. We have forgotten about it. you forgave me even though there was nothing to forgive.
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the point is, now I have honks. Honks like you have never heard before. It is a symphony of honks, your honks from last year are completely destroyed.
*quack quack quack*
Stop quacking and listen. It's a goose. It's running around stealing all my stuff and honking
*quack*
I'd send you a photo but I never saved up enough for a tablet with a camera
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and you DESTROYED my QUADCOPTER. which had a camera. i don't hold it against you. I understand your point of view. the quadcopter is in the past as well.
sdfg *quack*
so it's your fault you can't see this goose, that's why you have to come to the New Donut Shop right away
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It stole my coffee mug. My only coffee mug. That still had coffee in it
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i know I cant drop it in a hole because I dont do that any more, holes are in the past, you dont ahve to tell me
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but now the goose is running around with someone's phone in its mouth. Beak. WHATEVER
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stop pushing the quack button MIRAaaA
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mira
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say something that isn't a quack
*quack* fghjkl
the goose is getting closer now OHNO
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wait
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is that your phone mira
...
*honk*