XYZZYnews Award Ceremony: 2000

The ceremony took place on Sunday, March 11, 2001.

For my own amusement, I've formatted this into two columns. On the left, you'll find the "official" transcript of the ceremony. On the right is the "peanut gallery" -- a segregated channel provided for the audience's commentary, mockery, and monkey jokes.

If your browser doesn't support tables, you'll see everything in a single column, despite my best efforts. Don't worry about it. It's not a big deal.


I don't have any index links here, because I'm lazy.
Massive Auditorium

This auditorium is an impressive architectural feat: big enough to contain the crowds with ease, yet cozy enough to make everyone feel as though they have a perfect view of the stage. The stage itself is framed by enormous golden pillars to either side (labelled "2000" and "XYZZYs", respectively), and up at the front is a podium decorated with mystic runes inlaid in silver. Spotlights overhead swivel to illuminate the people up on stage and the murals of famous IF scenes on the walls, while the rows of velvet-covered seats all around look cushioned and comfortable. Should you feel compelled to leave the show for some reason, the exit doors are to the west.

stephenb arrives from the west.

Sargent arrives from the west.

Rob sits in the front row. Ha ha ha

<veek> "What progress! Please! Remove my head now! This sounds so exciting!" -J.Campbell

markm asks, "Should alex be here?"

mcp arrives from the west.

<Adam> Shakespeare says: This doth blow

zarf arrives from the west.

Rob says, "wait, I forgot to put on my swanky Armani tux"

Paul arrives from the west.

inky says, "hrm"

Emily says (to Rob), "well, you can't change here"

inky says, "I don't have time to make alex not respond to questions, so better not, I think"

Lieut arrives from the west.

Rob says, "also, this destroys the tradition of having everyone piled up outside the auditorium doors until the very last second"

markm says (to inky), "mmm"

inky says (to Em), "he can duck into a phone booth in the lobby"

Eileen says "This is the test Xyzzy awards! And Best Use of Mediam goes to... "Advent"!

Adam arrives from the west.

Emily says (to Rob), "yes, the annoying tradition"

mclem arrives from the west.

Rob says, "and then seeing who gets to burst in first"

<Jota> Black lightning pierces your mind for an instant.

wuss arrives from the west.

Hloif arrives from the west.

LoneCleric arrives from the west.

wuss says, "Ooh."

Mona asks, "recent;y I keep reading the word "meme" -- what's it mean?"
wuss leaves the auditorium to the west.

Adam says (to stephenb), "Hey hey, glad you could make it"

Rob says, "annoying? it added a certain anticipatory energy to everything"

BoingBall arrives from the west.

zarf picks an unoccupied and comfortable seat, and sits in it.

mcp says, "sort of like an idea"
stephenb goes home.

</stephenb> stephenb has disconnected from ifMUD.

Adam says, "Or, um, not"

mcp says, "he's shy i guess"

Jota arrives from the west.

Rob says, "heh."

Guest2 arrives from the west.

wuss arrives from the west.

<Gunther> We've come to wreck everything, and destroy your life. God sent us.

veek arrives from the west.

Kays sits quietly in the corner

mcp says, "he thinks we're all a bunch of wankers -- just like his three roommates"

Mona says, "ok, thanks. (I couldn't find it in any dictionary.)"
<stephenb> stephenb has connected to ifMUD.

stephenb arrives from the west.

Jota tries to find a comfy seat.

<Tril> Tril has connected to ifMUD.

mcp says, "term coined by a guy named richard dawkins"
Adam says (to Stephen), "In case you didn't see before, greetings"

LoneCleric says (to stephenb), "We feared we'd lost you, Rameses-boy."

BoingBall sits dead centre of the auditorium.

markm asks, "Is that damn meme meme going around again?"
LoneCleric says (to stephenb), "Also, nice to finally meet you "in person"." mcp says, "intended to parallel genes. memes 'try' to spread themselves around"
BoingBall says, "Unfortunately, it's an aisle."

Kays laughs

stephenb says (to Adam), "Thanks :) still finding out how to use this thing...."

Mona says, "sounds contagious..."

markm says, "bingo"

BoingBall says, "that's why it has to be kept in cool jars"

mcp says, "people's branes are like hosts for them. the most 'virulent' memes are the most successful"

Rob checks his jet-pack fuel ratios, in case he needs to make a speedy escape.

JDubya sits down where a chair isn't.

wuss investigates the velvet-seats.

stephenb says (to LoneCleric), "yeah :)"

mclem fires up a proper MUD client. Might as well do this properly. Back in a mo.

mclem goes home.

</mclem> mclem has disconnected from ifMUD.

<Ender> kaniktshaq moritlkatsio atsuniartoq

Adam says, "MC Lem, everyone's favorite postmodern Polish DJ"

mcp says, "i've seen the term used to describe jokes, popular songs, politial points-of-view ('the capitalist meme', 'the communist meme') ... most recently, AYBABTU"
Jaybird says, "Is PerrySimm tested and ready? Are all his circuits functioning perfectly?? Er, no, that's HAL."

<mclem> mclem has connected to ifMUD.

mclem arrives from the west.

stephenb says, "apologies if my typing is a little slow, but i'm using a french keyboard, which is a bit like having a speech impediment"

wuss says, "Oh, wait, they're only covered in velvet. Darn."

</Gunther> Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

mcp says (to adam), "you're not on #peanut-gallery ... i did a MC Lem rap couplet on there a few minutes ago"

Adam says, "Doh"

markm says (to stephenb), "It'll give you a little savwar-fair"

BoingBall says, "They *look* cushioned and comfortable, but in fact they are full of rocks"

mcp says, "(albeit an unfunny one)"

Paul asks (of stephenb), "So it's not just crippling shyness, then?"

Paul smiles.

Tril arrives from the west.

stephenb exclaims (at Paul), "hohoho!"

Ender arrives from the west.

Ender goes home.

</Ender> Observe the snow. It fornicates.

Rob asks, "does everyone know to use #peanut-gallery to chitchat during the ceremony?"

<Ender> kaniktshaq moritlkatsio atsuniartoq

Paul says (to Tril), "Hey."

Tril exclaims (at paul), "You made it, yay!"

Ender arrives from the west.

katre arrives from the west.

veek has joined the channel.

Adam has joined the channel.

Paul says (to Tril), "Yah. Staring at the sea this very moment"

mclem says, "Ah, the peanut gallery. Knew I'd forgotten something."

Jarb arrives from the west.

Tril says (to Paul), "*jealousy*"

<Gunther> We've come to wreck everything, and destroy your life. God sent us.

JDubya has joined the channel.

Mona says, "nice acronym. Makes me picture some tribal leader standing up in front of the village, saying "I, Babtu, declare...""

Adam asks (of Paul), "Guh? Where are you?"

stephenb says (to markm), "hopefully... and a little sang-froid and other french phrases"

mcp says (to mclem), "greetings"

Sargent drops READ THIS PLEASE.

Hloif says (to katre), "Hey."

Rob says, "The thing I don't like about the Xyzzy show is the long dance routines in between awards."

Paul says (to Adam), "On vacation -- at Edisto Island, South Carolina, in a beach house"

mclem has joined the channel.
wuss says, "Should have brought my own seating." LoneCleric has joined the channel.
Sargent says (to Rob), "I hear this year the Blue Man Group will be throwing paint on us."

Adam says, "Hunh"

Emily says (to Paul), "nice"

Rob says (to paul), "wooee"

Tril has joined the channel.
Gunther arrives from the west.

BoingBall says, "You say that every year, but you always end up getting on stage and joining in"

Jarb stumbles in and says, "Wait. I thought this was Rocky Horror."

Spatch arrives from the west.

Paul says, "It's rather a soothing spot from which to have this experience."

mclem realises he's been standing agog for too long, and selects a seat somewhere near the back

Mona says, "wow, I don't think I've ever seen so many people on"
Rob says, "no wonder Jarb is dressed in mad scientist drag"

Gunther says, "log on"

Mona arrives from the west.

Sargent says, "Half of the fun is to see how many people end up here."
Jaybird drops Note for the Xyzzy awards.

Jarb covers his himself, "Eeaagh!"

Rob says, "hee"

Adam says (to Gunther), "That's the battle cry of The Human Log"

Rob laughs

Mona says, "hi all people whom I've never met before"

Gunther says, "I have, in 99, 98, 97, ..."
Mona says, "and the other ones, too, of course"

Jarb starts singing "Sweet Transvestite"

Kays has joined the channel.
stephenb practises looks of gracious defeat

Oren arrives from the west.

veek throws confetti at Jarb

markm claps.

wuss says, "Need to find a comfy blue seat. Got to be one somewhere."

mclem says, "Oh, oops. I probably should have introduced myself. Sorry. Too excited. Matthew Clemson, Very rare poster to the newsgroups, the embodiment of lurkerdom. Missed two Xyzzy awards from shyness, wasn't going to let myself miss a third. And this is probably all I'll say all night."

Jota gives wuss a can of blue paint.

Spatch asks, "what, is wuss going the william wallace route now?"

wuss asks (of Spatch), "Who?"

Sargent says (to mclem), "Welcome. And have no fear -- there will be plenty of other people talking."

Gunther takes the blue paint and spray-paints Stonehenge

Rob says, "I wish I could '@mutech -all except #peanut'"

Oren says, "I thought I was the embodiment of lurkerdom."

Paul says (to mclem), "nice to have you"

NamelessAdventurer arrives from the west.

Mona says, "hi Nameless"

Jota applauds for Nameless!

wuss exclaims, "Wahay! Blue paint!"

Rob says, "he shall remain nameless"

NamelessAdventurer leaves the auditorium to the west.

Emily says, "we like to call it woad"

mclem applauds at the arrival of the host

Jota sighs.

Sargent says (to Emily), "Heh."

wuss says (to Gunther), "Hey, that's mine."

<mikeo> mikeo has connected to ifMUD.

Jota says, "Must have scared him off."

BoingBall says, "He left how he arrived. Nameless."

Mona asks (of Emily), "whack off and die?"

mclem says, "Ah. He's a tease."

mcp says (to mclem), "again, welcome"

Ender says (to Oren), "Can't be. I've seen you before."

Emily says (to Mona), "..."

mikeo arrives from the west.

BoingBall asks (of Mona), "Spatch's new game?"

Mona says, "oops"

Ivan arrives from the west.

BoingBall asks, "With a strong Mormon message?"

Rob says, "woo, we're filling up"

Ivan has joined the channel.
Emily says, "hey Ivan"

Ivan says, "hola"

veek goes poof.

</veek> Poof.

Hloif says (to Ivan), "Yo."
<veek> "What progress! Please! Remove my head now! This sounds so exciting!" -J.Campbell

veek arrives from the west.

Mona says, "yeah, yeah, the veek shall inherit the earth, we know.."

PerrySimm has joined the channel.
Mona says, "now where's that ujt when you need it"

veek grins at Mona - I've been found out.

JDubya begins slamming his head into the ground.
a chalkboard listing the winners materializes.

BoingBall says, "We need a XYZZY-y poll"

Ender says (to Mona), "Oh, won't that be nice? I'm glad they'll get something, they have a hell of a time."

Rob draws a cartoon face on the chalkboard.

<caleb> caleb thinks

PollBoy hollers, "Ender has changed the poll! Claire, you're so conceited. Dork you. DORK YOU!"

wuss sits down in a random seat, and just pretends it's blue.

Craxton draws an anime smily on the chalkboard.

BoingBall says, "The sweatdrops go right around the other side"

<Frisco> Frisco has connected to ifMUD.

Hloif says (to Gunther), "Eeeagh."

Ender has never seen a chalk board sweat.

Mona | O_* <-- anime smiley after I spat in his eye

Emily says (to BoingBall), "ew"

Gunther says, "Aie"

Gunther says, "Wonder who'll release their new game in the aftermath"

Rob starts to say something, then stops himself.

mclem exclaims, "The weeping chalkboard? 'tis a miracle!"

<Dilbon> Hi! I'm Ed Winchester!

Mona says, "eleben"

Mona says, "s/b/v/"

Gunther says, "snrk"

Gunther says (to Rob), "Oo! Oo!"

Gunther says, "also, lag"

Spatch says, "oh my god, PollBoy hasn't done the Breakfast Club holler in ages"

caleb arrives from the west.

Mona says, "ten"

LoneCleric says, "I bet Rob will announce "The Voting Bandit" right after that."

markm says, "I suppose I should fix the mud's clock..."

Gunther says (to Spatch), "KNEW it sounded familiar"

Rob says (to markm), "yes, do"

BoingBall says, "The face of Jesus has appeared on it! ... Wait, that's just Rob's cartoon face"

BoingBall says, "stupid lag"

Spatch says (to gunther), "network TV version of Breakfast Club"

caleb says, "hello"

</Dilbon> Canada.

<dfan> I don't speak Norwegian, but my guess is "pigfucker."

Gunther says (to spatch), "the one movie I saw while in the US"

markm says, "OK, clock fixed."

markm says, "I don't know why it drifts so. I'm running xntpd"

</dfan> When everyone starts grabbing each other, the results are unpredictable!

zarf says, "oy, *nasty* lag"

Mona says, "I'd say nine, except I'm so lagged that it'll be eight once this shows up"

Mona says, "or seven, who knows"

katre says (to markm), "i couldn't get the daemon to work"

katre says (to markm), "just set up ntpdate to run under cron"

(From Spatch) markm says, "clock cleaned, too. Bam!"

Spatch says, "good god, the lag is bad"

Rob laughs at dfan's connect.

Paul says (to Spatch), "The broadcast I saw had it as "flip you.""

BoingBall says, "We'll have to bleep 'Norwegian', of course"

caleb has joined the channel.
</Frisco> Frisco has disconnected from ifMUD.

<Frisco> Frisco has connected to ifMUD.

Sargent asks (of markm), "The MUD is running on a copy of The Commute?"

Rob says, "very bad, yes."

Rob says, "but the same as it's been all week, so not surprising"

markm says (to katre), "ok"

BoingBall says, "Eee-lag-h"

inky says, "hee hee"

<nm> nm was not shut down properly. ifMUD is now inspecting nm for damage and will conduct repairs if necessary.

Gunther lets you relive the biblical adventures of Noah by running around a dungeon pelting sheep with fruit - in 3D, nonetheless!

</Gunther> Ash nazg durbatuluk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatuluk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

Rob says, "it will increase the suspense at random moments"

eileen goes backstage.

Adam says (to BB), "I believe that's also the Welsh national anthem"

Frisco arrives from the west.

Rob snerk

BoingBall says, "Eeeagogogoch"

<llamaboy> llamaboy rides in.

Mona snickers.

</llamaboy> llamaboy implodes.

nm arrives from the west.

Spatch says, "oh yay, imploding llamaboy"

Spatch says, "all we need now is SOY BOMB and we'd be all set"

BoingBall says, "Hey nick"

mclem says, "No, that's the second verse."

<Dilbon> Hi! I'm Ed Winchester!

markm asks (of mclem), "same as the first?"

Dilbon arrives from the west.

LoneCleric says (to nm), "Greetings."

mclem leaves the auditorium to the west.

nm has joined the channel.
LoneCleric says (to nm), "I'm wearing the shirt, as I told you."

LoneCleric says (to nm), "I just don't know if people will notice, with all this crowd."

BoingBall asks, "Can we have a ten-minute break while we fumigate for lag?"

</mclem> mclem has disconnected from ifMUD.

<MikeS> MikeS has connected to ifMUD.

</MikeS> MikeS has disconnected from ifMUD.

Dilbon asks, "Lag? You mean I'm not the only one whose net connection is like wading in a pudding?"

JDubya would like to wade in pudding.

<maga_dogg> Mary had a little cow/She also had a sheep./She doused them both in parrafin/And burnt them on a heap.

maga_dogg arrives from the west.

veek snickers at LC. Nice shirt.

Tril says (to dilbon), "It's the mud, not the net"

<mclem> mclem has connected to ifMUD.

mclem arrives from the west.

mclem says "oops" sheepishly

neild arrives from the west.

Mona would like to bathe in pudding.

Mona says, "maga_dogg!"

Emily adjusts her helmet

Ivan asks, "Is the ceremony on a channel, or has it not begun?"

maga_dogg concentrates, and disappears.

Spatch goes home.

</Spatch> We'll miss you, Kate. Time for the slow-mo look back at your progress on the show, all those zany moments we had together. Like the time you got bounced on your ass by the cow.

Rob says (to Dilbon), "it's the MUD that's lagging"

eileen comes out on stage from behind the curtain.

Adam asks, "Can't Mark just shut down all other MUDs for the time being?"

Adam says (to Emily), "'helmut' -- remember, we're running on a copy of The Commute"

(From BoingBall) Mary throws mclem on the bonfire too.

BoingBall says, "sanely, it is not held on a channel"

Jota says (to Dilbon), "I know pudding; I've waded in pudding; and let me tell you, this is no pudding."

Jota says, "The pudding was much easier to wade in."

<llamaboy> llamaboy rides in.

neild says (to Ivan), "3 pm EST."

Rob claps

Dilbon says, "The ceremony is lagging."

</mclem> mclem has disconnected from ifMUD.

<mclem> mclem has connected to ifMUD.

mclem says, "Oops. For some reason zmud appeared to interpret .. as a string of directions. Er."

mclem goes home.

</mclem> mclem has disconnected from ifMUD.

<ander> Something wicked this way comes....

maga_dogg arrives from the west.

neild exclaims, "Eeeagh! textburst!"

<Guest1> Alex says, "Awwwk! Word on the street is that you are... um, seven?"

Sargent says (to Adam), "yay"

ander arrives from the west.

maga_dogg asks (of mona), "How do. How's the thesis?"

<Gunther> We've come to wreck everything, and destroy your life. God sent us.

<dfan> I don't speak Norwegian, but my guess is "pigfucker."

Mona groans.

dfan arrives from the west.

neild says, "It seems fixed now."

<baf> baf has connected to ifMUD.

<MikeS> MikeS has connected to ifMUD.

Gunther arrives from the west.

neild exclaims, "baf!"

BoingBall says, "Nice."

Dilbon says, "Yippee."

maga_dogg says, "mm, lovely lag"

Dilbon says, "Well, still one second or so"

Gunther asks, "WTF was that?"

LoneCleric says (to veek), "Needless to say, the back text doesn't come from me. I couldn't write that kinda stuff."

baf arrives from the west.

<mclem> mclem has connected to ifMUD.

neild says, "Yeah, but more tolerable."

mclem arrives from the west.

neild exclaims, "Speaking of tolerable, it's baf!"

markm says (to baf), "hiya"

ander has joined the channel.
Tril transform's Emily's helmet into cloth

Gunther says (to markm), "ignore e-mail"

mclem staples himself to his chair. Right. Perhaps that'll work.

baf hello

markm asks (of Gunther), "which?"

Rob hello

MikeS arrives from the west.

Emily says, "heh"

jwalrus asks, "have we started yet?"
neild hello baf

Gunther says (to markm), "the one I sent 2 seconds ago"

Kiz materializes.

<Urbatain> Urbatain has connected to ifMUD.

Sargent says (to neild), "I give his entrance 2 1/2 stars."

maga_dogg says, "don't think so"

inky says, "another two minutes"

Rob adjusts his tie.

Paul says (to Tril), "Heh."

markm says (to Gunther), "ok"

BoingBall says, "No"
baf jumps up and down excitedly

jwalrus arrives from the west.

(From Adam) Gunther says, "the one saying FUCK YOU"

Kiz has disconnected.

Kiz has connected.

Gunther says (to markm), "the one I sent the second ifMUD came back"

Frisco exclaims, "Hiya. I actually said Hi 10 minutes ago, but the message has yet to appear!"

Mona says, "hi jwalrus!"

Gunther says, "saying "eeeagh! deadMUD!""

Guest1 arrives from the west.

Urbatain arrives from the west.

BoingBall says (to jwalrus), "Hiya"

mclem goes home.

</mclem> mclem has disconnected from ifMUD.

JDubya yelps as another textburst hits.

Kiz asks, "so the mud was indeed badly lagged?"
<mclem> mclem has connected to ifMUD.

mclem arrives from the west.

jwalrus says, "yo"

neild says, "Yes."

Rob says, "oh yes"

maga_dogg says, "hell yeah"

mclem says, "Wah. Sorry. Again." Mona asks, "surely someone's logging this, right?"
Rob says (to mclem), "disconnecting isn't going to cure the lag"

<BrenBarn> Nothing is more difficult, and therefore more precious, than to be able to decide.

dfan goes backstage.

BoingBall says, "Several people are bound to be"

veek says (to mona), "Yes."

Rob says, "officially logging, yes"

neild says (to inky), "Also, nameless should be on #presenters, not me."

Gunther says, "me, starting from my reconnect"

mclem says, "Rob: Wasn't deliberate. Various troubles with client." neild says, "ilac"
Rob says (to mclem), "Ok, just checking."

dfan comes out on stage from behind the curtain.

Gunther says (to mclem), "happens to the best of us"

llamaboy arrives from the west.

Rob claps.

Jota applauds.

maga_dogg says, "yay"

Sargent cheers.

JDubya cheers.

BrenBarn arrives from the west.

ander claps.

Frisco exclaims, "whoo!"

BoingBall applauds.

Gunther asks, "Are we starting yet?"

caleb claps

zarf asks, "Are we applauding yet?"

Rob says, "nah, we just like dfan gunther"

Urbatain says, "Hi all"

dfan says, "Oh, shit, sorry"

jwalrus says, "hooray for dfan"

markm says, "Ready? OK!"

dfan leaves the auditorium to the west.

dfan arrives from the west.

Gunther says (to rob), "i see rob"

jwalrus tears around the auditorium to work off excess energy before the proceedings start.

inky laughs.

Jota laughs.

dfan says, "I didn't realize that leaving backstage would put me frontstage"

inky says, "ok, let's try that again."

Sargent says (to dfan), "Now you must sing."

inky has left.

maga_dogg says, "yay people knowing what the hell's going on"

Rob says, "sing us a song dfan"

markm has right.

Gunther thought so. HA HA.

Paul says, "sing us a song tonight."

inky has arrived.

BoingBall says, "sing a song of sixpence"

Sargent says, "For we're all in the mood for 'Organism'"

baf sings a song of singing a song

inky walks up to the podium and taps the microphone a few times.

(From Gunther) MrPianoman comes out on stage.

Mona says (to Sargent), "don't try to deny it"

jwalrus laughs.

mcp whispers, "Pssst! I just got off the monorail from Lychee. Got any Silver?"

Adam says, "...and you are sufficiently white"

BoingBall says, "many microphoned scarlet podium"

Rob says (to inky), "speak UP"

inky says, "um, hEL**&$*((*@"

Adam says, "(unlike your bassist)"

markm says, "OK, folks. Banter to #peanut-gallery"

inky says, "er."

Jota doesn't applaud this one. Once burned, twice shy.

Paul says (to Adam), "Yay"

inky goes backstage and has a hurried consultation.

inky says, "man, that's the last time I hire the Failsafe guys to work on the sound system"

Gunther says, "B@D M1cr0_ph=0neE"

llamaboy has joined the channel.

eileen has left.

jwalrus says, "hee"

PerrySimm has arrived.

Ender says, "Hee"
eileen has arrived.

Adam says (to inky), "Heh"

Mona laughs.

mcp says, "that was a stage whisper"
inky says, "anyway -- welcome to the 2000 XYZZY Awards, everyone!"

<Guest3> Alex says, "Awwwk! Word on the street is that you are... um, seven?"

katre says, "yay!"

Rob claps.

Gunther says, "obviously"
Frisco says, "Yay1" Dilbon says, "Who won last year? I don't remember."

BrenBarn has joined the channel.

BoingBall applauds.

Mona woo-hoos.

Sargent applauds.

Tril exclaims, "Woohoo!"

caleb says, "yay"

Oren claps

Kays claps

Jarb whistles

Ender says, "Hey, I had to ask."

maga_dogg exclaims, "Doh! I thought it was speedIF!"

ander claps. Gunther says (to dilbon), "several people"
Jota cheers!

mcp applauds

veek applauds

Adam says, "Given the lag, I'm surprised these aren't the 1997 awards"
Rob claps.

JDubya cheers (again).

stephenb whoops

BrenBarn says, "Yay"

maga_dogg says (to adam), "hee"
Gunther applauds.

baf jumps up and down excitedly

maga_dogg stamps his feet

Paul claps

zarf says, "I guess mud-time really *is* fifteen minutes slow. Someone set the clock back."
Guest3 arrives from the west. markm says, "Heh."
LoneCleric does something that seems enthusiastic, but hasn't decided what yet. Sargent says (to zarf), "Preserving the fifteen minutes of fame the xyzzy awards bring."

Gunther says (to adam), "it's march 2001, so we ARE lagged if these are the 2000 awards"

ander exclaims, "Wow. My first big event is teh Xyzzy awards!"

Jota exclaims (at LC), "Put that back where you got it from!"

Hloif says (to Gunther), "Hee."

inky says, "before we begin, a couple administrative notes--" BoingBall says, "Your next big event will be the next XYZZY awards."
Rob boos. maga_dogg groans
inky says, "first of all, NO BOOING" Jota asks (of inky), "Who left their headlights on?"

Rob says, "COUGH"

inky says, "unless you're a ghost" Mona says (to maga_dogg), "hey, that's my line"
BrenBarn asks, "The use of recording devices is strictly prohibited by copyright law?"

inky says, "(like me)"

Sargent asks, "Boo! What kind of rule is that?"

ander laughs.

(from Gunther) Doe'sGhost boos.

neild exclaims (at inky), "Yay! I mean, boo!" Dilbon exclaims, "Go for the eyes, Boo!"

JDubya goes and turns off the headlights to his tank.

(from Jota) Ghost1 boos!

Sargent says (to Dilbon), "yay"

maga_dogg says, "throws small snack items at inky"

llamaboy has left the channel.

Gunther says (to Jota), "yay!"

BrenBarn says (to Jota), "Yay"

Sargent says, "Oh, and remember, everyone: this channel is logged."

Kiz asks, "hey, should we move alex in here?"

inky says, "second of all, please keep general chit-chat on the #peanut-gallery channel (see help channels for details on channels), and only talk in the room for things like applause and wild cheering" Rob says, "no"
BrenBarn cheers wildly Rob says, "perry simm is here"
jwalrus has disconnected.

jwalrus, a millipede, is suddenly confined to Alpha Centauri.

Mona says (to Sargent), "you misspelled "lagged""
Jota applauds BrB's wildy cheer.

Jarb yells, "Skin to win! Er...wrong contest.."

Dilbon cheers mildly.

jwalrus arrives from the west.

Rob claps.

Kiz says, "I mean for recapps, for those who come late/get punted"
BrenBarn applauds cheerily.

inky says, "third, the mud has been intermittently lagged lately; we apologize for the inconvenience and hope it's fixed for the moment"

Urbatain says, "wooooohoooooooo"

Jota says (to Kiz), "Better not."

Sargent says (to Kiz), "I think his random commenting would drive us crazy"

baf has joined the channel.

BoingBall says, "we can always remove him after"

Jota says, "He might n-- right."

Kiz says, "ah, true"

wuss asks, "Wait, is it not started yet?"

maga_dogg says, "love that funky lag."

Rob says, "no alex on #peanut-gallery, please"

ander loves lag. No, really.

Sargent says, "As I said, this channel will be logged for posterity, so."

Jota says (to wuss), "inky's giving a speech."

inky says, "and, fourth, thanks for all the people that put in effort to make this happen: Eileen Mullin, Neil deMause, and all the other presenters" maga_dogg says (to sargent), "Our children's children will thank us, doubtless."
mcp claps

BoingBall cheers.

jwalrus RTA 'lagged for posterity'.

wuss asks (of Jota's), "Ah, so I didn't actually miss anything, then?"

caleb cheers Jota asks (of Sarge), "Hallia, Ellric, Weeta, etc?"
maga_dogg says, "yay"

Paul applauds *and* cheers wildly.

Frisco has joined the channel.
Rob claps.

eileen exclaims, "Right back at you, Inky!"

Kays cheers

Jarb claps and whistles...

LoneCleric tries to look good for posterity.
BrenBarn applauds wildly.

BoingBall says (to Paul), "Now you're just showing off."

zarf says, "I will be creating a web page with the main text and the peanut-gallery channel shown in parallel columns."
Rob whistles.

Jota cheers!

Rob says (to zarf), "oh good"
mclem applauds

Guest4 arrives from the west.

jwalrus says, "yay everything"

mikeo says, "@joinc peanut-gallery"

Gunther applauds!

BrenBarn says, "Cool"
Guest4 says, ""hello!"" Paul says (to zarf), "Yay"

Urbatain has joined the channel.

Adam says, "Yeah, perpendicular columns would just be confusing"

Rob says, "someone needs to help mikeo there"

<Sirrus> Sirrus has connected to ifMUD. stephenb has joined the channel.
inky says, "oh, and if you're a new character, don't forget to type @set me = expert"

Rob claps.

Adam says, "But guests can't"

<pop> pop has connected to ifMUD.

mcp says (to posterity), "VOID:CORPORATION was released in the year 2000 but not nominated for any awards"
Guest4 says, ""Sirrus, how are you? X-D ""

jwalrus says, "if you're a guest, you should get an account"

mikeo says, "@joinchannel peanut-gallery"

<mnovelli> mnovelli has connected to ifMUD.

jwalrus says, "we should make a list of games we wnated to nominate but couldn't"

Rob says (to adam), "hee hee"

Gunther says (to mikeo), "try without the " in front"

Urbatain says, "ey, im in the chat"

inky says, "our first category is Best Use of Medium"

Rob claps.

<JSJ> JSJ has connected to ifMUD.

jwalrus says, "hooray!"

Urbatain asks, "how I leave from here?"

BrenBarn says, "Woohoo"

Frisco exclaims, "hurray!"

wuss says, "Woop woop."

mclem cheers

maga_dogg throws hat in air

baf says, "Friar Bacon's Secret wasn't nominated either. I'm very disappointed."
JSJ arrives from the west.

Rob claps.

Guest4 says, "/nick Lumpi"

caleb says, "hurrah"

pop arrives from the west.

jwalrus says (to baf), "that would be on my list"
Urbatain says, "no no no, i want to know how to speak in peanut"

inky says, "Sam Barlow, last year's winner for Aisle, couldn't be here today, but I'm sure he'd want us all to remember the gnocchi and accept NamelessAdventurer in his stead to present the nominees"

Jarb claps, rubs his tummy, drinks a glass of water and recites Shakespeare at the same time...

jwalrus says (to Urbatain), "type '#peanut' before what you say"

mcp says, "hrm, i may have started a negative trend"
BoingBall claps NamelessBarlow Urbatain says, "thanks"

mcp says, "major props to the games that DID get nominated"

Guest4 says, "sorry"

mcp remembers gnocchi, applauds

jwalrus says, "yay gnocchi"

zarf says, "give help to newbies as whispers, rather than talking on the main line, please"

mikeo has joined the channel.

Gunther says, "REVEALED! EXCLUSIVE! NamelessAdventurer's name is actually SAM BARLOW"

jwalrus says, "sorry"

Guest3 leaves the auditorium to the west.

inky has left.

Paul says, ".mikeo Yay."
Guest4 leaves the auditorium to the west.

Ellison arrives from the west.

Paul exclaims, "D'oh!"

Dilbon says, "Sam Barlow sound very much like a detective."

Sirrus has joined the channel.

Sargent says, "Sam Barlow and the Case of the Cold Gnocchi."

Rob doesn't know what else to do, claps again. maga_dogg exclaims, "fly, my pretties!"

Gunther says, "also, imagine the boot-chaos that would ensue if we still had only one guest account"

<Guest5> Alex says, "Awwwk! Word on the street is that you are... um, seven?" BrenBarn says, "Heh"

maga_dogg asks (of gunther), "dramatic timing or what?"

inky has arrived.

NamelessAdventurer has arrived.

Gunther applauds

BoingBall says, "We'll probably hit max guests"

Urbatain says, "hola a los españolitos JAJAJAJA"

Kays claps

Jota applauds inky again.

Frisco says, "Pronunced N-Y-OKI for those who are interested."
NamelessAdventurer exclaims, "Hiya hiya hiya!" Rob says, "mm, 65 users and counting"
maga_dogg claps some more.

Mona claps for Nameless.

Rob claps.

LoneCleric cheers.

caleb claps

BrenBarn cheers for NamelessAdventurer.

Paul claps

NamelessAdventurer exclaims, "Welcome to the 1998 Xyzzy Awards! Boy, am I lagged!"

Dilbon says, "I think I'll put on some music."

mcp says, "hmmm ... there's SAM spade & philip MARLOWE <-- sounds like barlow"

Rob says, "that was adam's joke twenty minutes ago"

Urbatain asks, "COMO SE APLAUDIA???"

maga_dogg says, "you and me both, barlow boy"

Jota asks, "How lagged are you?" jwalrus says, "I haven't seen this many guests since June 13th 2k"

Gunther says (to rob), "that should give you a clue to NA's identity"

veek says (to Urb), "Type :applauds"

Urbatain asks, "How I cheer???"

Sargent says (to Rob), "But Adam's joke hasn't reached Nameless yet, thanks to lag."

Rob says, "oh ok"

inky says (to Urb), "type :cheers."

Jota says, "Sorry, couldn't resist the standard comedy opening line."

jwalrus claps.

Rob claps.

Urbatain says, "thanks"
Gunther kweepas.

NamelessAdventurer asks (of Jota), "Who died and made you the PC?"

Urbatain cheers

<K-Y> K-Y has connected to ifMUD.

JDubya laughs.
Urbatain aplauds

Frisco claps

Emily says, "heehee"
baf nods sagely Sargent laughs.
K-Y arrives from the west.

Rob grins.

NamelessAdventurer says, "So without further ado -- hang on, I need to find my elvish reading glasses of great antiquity..."

Urbatain listen

maga_dogg groans

ander fears for the integrity of the logged recording.

Dilbon asks, "Did Elvis use reading glasses?"

(from Sargent) NamelessAdventurer says, "Hey, I can't read through these, they're glowing blue!"

Rob says, "hee"

Rob says, "yay"

Gunther says, "yay"

BrenBarn says, "Yay"

jwalrus says, "yay"

K-Y has joined the channel.

maga_dogg says, "woo sargent"

Mona intently stares at NamelessAdventurer's left shoelace. Paul says (to sarge), "Yay"

jwalrus says, "wow mega yay"

NamelessAdventurer exclaims, "Here are the nominees for best use of medium! The award too cool for anyone to understand what it means!"

zarf says, "yay"

jwalrus laughs, claps more.

NamelessAdventurer says, "And the nominees are:"

NamelessAdventurer says, "Ad Verbum, by Nick Montfort"

Rob applauds.

BrenBarn applauds.

</pop> pop has disconnected from ifMUD.

<pop> pop has connected to ifMUD.

LoneCleric cheers.

Emily says, "yay"

veek applauds

Paul cheers

caleb claps

Mona says, "yay!"

Kays cheers

BoingBall claps.

Oren applauds

baf cheers

wuss claps.

Kiz claps

NamelessAdventurer says, "Metamorphoses, by Emily Short"

Jota applauds steadily.

jwalrus claps.

Sargent says, "yay"

Frisco hollers

maga_dogg claps wildly

wuss claps.

jwalrus claps more.

Gunther cheers his favourite game, which he can't remember what it was.

katre claps

Urbatain ole!

baf cheers wildly

BrenBarn says, "woohoo"

Rob claps.

NamelessAdventurer says, "Rameses, by Stephen Bond"

caleb claps

Paul cheers

stephenb cheers

Rob cheers.

wuss claps.

Kiz claps s'more

LoneCleric claps.

Kays claps

Paul then cheers again

Emily cheers

baf nods sagely

maga_dogg claps some more

K-Y applauds

Oren claps

Ellison asks, "is this the first award?"
Mona says, "yayayay!"

NamelessAdventurer says, "Shade, by Andrew Plotkin"

jwalrus says, "yay"

Rob applauds.

maga_dogg says, "yeh"

Emily says, "yes"

BrenBarn says, "Huzzah!"

caleb applauds

wuss claps.

jwalrus says, "yay again"

Kays claps

Emily says, "woo!"

Rob whistles.

Paul cheers

veek keeps applauding

caleb applauds

K-Y applauds

BoingBall whoops

Mona says, "woohoo!"

Frisco applauds excessive introversion

Guest3 arrives from the west.

stephenb claps

wuss claps more.

NamelessAdventurer says, "Shrapnel, by Adam Cadre"

mclem claps all of them, 'cause for once he'd played them all

Rob claps.

Paul cheers yet again

K-Y applauds

wuss claps.

Kays cheers

jwalrus says, "yay"

katre claps s'more

Gunther says (to stephenb), "wait, you are the Rameses guy? Your game ruled."
Sargent applauds.

maga_dogg claps till hands fall off

NamelessAdventurer says, "And the winner is..."

caleb says, "hurrah"

Jota asks, "Perhaps during the nominee listing, people should hold their applause until the end of the list?"

jwalrus seconds Gunther.

maga_dogg says, "yay rameses."

Frisco claps ander says, "to Jota Yeah."

dfan says (to Jota), "No way, dude"

Gunther says, ">Z" Emily says (to Jota), "it won't fit in the box"

BrenBarn says, "Yes, Rameses rules."

(From NamelessAdventurer) <NamelessAdventurer> NamelessAdventurer has disconnected. ander blushes in embarassment.
jwalrus waits with bated breath. Jota says, "I see we're all in agreement, then :)"

Sargent says (to Jota), "That sounds too much like order."

wuss asks, "The winner is ...?"

maga_dogg exclaims, "aaaagh!"

dfan says, "Hearing your game be appluaded is the best part of being nominated"

Paul laughs. dfan says, "Applauded also"

zarf says, "yeah"

NamelessAdventurer exclaims, "But I kid! The winner is: Shrapnel, by Adam Cadre!"

Rob applauds!

Sargent says (to dfan), "good point"
veek claps

Gunther says, "woo!"

katre says, "yay"

Paul cheers!

Kays says, "WOHOHOHOHO"

Jota cheers!

Emily says, "yay!"

BrenBarn says, "Wahoo!"

llamaboy cheers

mclem cheers Shrapnel

Rob says, "wow he does it again"
JDubya cheers.

jwalrus claps.

Adam says, "Oh, cool"

Sargent says, "Woo shrapnel!"

maga_dogg says, "nice one adam"

caleb exclaims, "wooohoo!!!"

BoingBall says, "Excellent"

inky claps.

Oren claps

zarf says, "awright!"

Rob claps.

dfan cheears!

Ellison applauds

stephenb says (to Gunther), "yeah :)"

Gunther says, "no surprise there"

nm applauds

K-Y applauds

wuss cheers wildly. "Woohoo."

mcp applauds

ander cheers for Adam.

Sargent says, "My favorite game based on a weapon of war"
Urbatain exclaims, "oleeeeeee!"

Guest5 arrives from the west.

Frisco exclaims (at adam), "congrats!"

MikeS cheers

JDubya exclaims, ""Yay game where time continuum blows up!"
Adam says, "Thanks, all"

stephenb cheers!

NamelessAdventurer asks, "Is there an Adam Cadre in the house?"

Rob says, "hey, that's a great one for use of medium"

mcp tries to cheer but gets RESTART instead

maga_dogg says, "well, hardly unexpected, but a class piece"

Rob claps. Gunther says, "hee hee"
baf exclaims, "Yay! Hoorah! Want cork nut!"

NamelessAdventurer gives Best Use of Medium trophy to Adam.

Paul says (to mcp), "Yay"
Guest5 exclaims, "congratulations!"

eileen applauds madly

Sargent says (to mcp), "yay"
Adam says, "I wish I had some sort of speech here, but I've been busy writing presentations and didn't think I'd actually win anything"

Urbatain exclaims, "ole adam!"

Rob says, "speech!"

BrenBarn claps.

maga_dogg says, "yay."

Adam says, "Anyway, many many thank-yous, all"

neild exclaims, "Yay poor planning!"

jwalrus says, "yay"

maga_dogg exclaims, "speech!"

Rob applauds.

(from Gunther) Adam says, "So I'll just announce my new Z8 game instead."
mcp exclaims, "rot13 speech!"

Guest5 exclaims, "adam champion!"

Guest3 says, "wooo"

Paul exclaims, "Do a presentation instead!"

jwalrus says, "hee"

BrenBarn says, "Yay"

(from inky) fruit vendor says "peach! peach!"

jwalrus says (to inky), "yay!"

NamelessAdventurer has left. Rob says, "mm, I'll take two please"

(from Gunther) You hear XYZZY to the north!

Adam says (to Paul), "Your wish is my command"

Mona chants, "un-dress! un-dress!"

Varicella arrives from the west.

wuss exclaims (at Mona), "NOOOOO!"

BrenBarn says, "eeeagh"

maga_dogg says (to gunther), "hee"
Varicella ascends the stage

Gunther says (to Mona), "How unseemly!"

Emily applauds for Primo, but in a seemly fashion

Guest5 says, "decir hi varicella! }:->"

Paul cheers Varicella

neild asks, "Varicella is a person?"

maga_dogg says (to neild), "no"

Gunther says, "yes"

Varicella exclaims, "I am here to present the award for Best Player Character. A shame that one of them must win, for none of them deserve to be mentioned in the same breath as myself!"

mclem cowers in a most unseemly manner

ander says, "Dang, what a strategy."
jwalrus says, "yay varicella"

Sirrus arrives from the west.

Kiz says, "heh"

Gunther says, "Primo Varicella, star of Varicella"

neild says, "Apparently he is."

Guest5 says, "hi sirrus ;-)" Urbatain says, "bien sirrus"
Varicella says, "For instance, we have the mumbling milquetoast from 'Being Andrew Plotkin' by Rob Wheeler."

Gunther says (to Prima), "Woo!"

katre says, "yay"

mcp says, "he'd better not give the letter opener to charlotte ..."
jwalrus says, "woo" LoneCleric says, "Last real winner, I take it."
Gunther says, "Primo"

Varicella asks, "Or perhaps the PC in question is the strident strumpet from the same game?"

caleb cheers

BrenBarn cheers.

wuss claps.

Jota claps!

Emily says, "yay milquetoast!"

Sirrus leaves the auditorium to the west.

Mona says, "yay!"

Guest5 says, "oooole"

BoingBall says, "hee hee"

Urbatain exclaims, "yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaa being!!!"

caleb exclaims, "yay!"

Paul cheers for BAP

jwalrus claps.

Varicella exclaims, "I suppose it's possible that Andrew Plotkin himself is the PC under consideration, but sprinkling walnuts onto a pasta dish when fine imported hazelnuts are readily available? How unseemly!"

Sargent says, "Yay Being Several PCs!"

Gunther says, "eeeagh, I need a dictionary"

stephenb cheers BoingBall says (to Sarge), "yay"
Sirrus arrives from the west. Emily laughs
zarf mumbles something about being allergic to hazelnuyts

Mona chuckles.

Rob blushes.
Varicella says, "Then we have a mechanical contrivance of some sort from LASH, by Paul O'Brian." maga_dogg is addicted to multiple PCs
katre claps

Rob cheers.

jwalrus says, "yay MULE"

Gunther says, "also, best NPC to be taken by an actual person would r00l"
caleb claps

Tril exclaims, "Yay mechanical contrivance!"

Mona applauds wildly.

wuss claps.

BrenBarn says, "Whee"

Gunther says, "woo"

BoingBall applauds allergy

stephenb cheers.

Emily says, "woot!"

Varicella exclaims, "An inanimate object, mind you! Pfah!"

Varicella exclaims, "Imagine if the Academy Awards followed your lead!"

Guest5 says, "ha ha"

Sargent cheers.

Jota exclaims, "keeps clappsing!"

Varicella exclaims, "You'd see nominations for the volleyball in Cast Away!"

Ellison says, "yay LASH"

maga_dogg says, "mmm, high comedy"
Varicella exclaims, "The big rock in Armageddon!"

Varicella exclaims, "Keanu Reeves!"

neild says, "I 'follow my lead' as much as the next pencil."
Tril laughs

Rob claps.

Emily says, "I'm surprised that Varicella goes to -- yay"

Gunther says, "the best actor in both cases, no doubt"

Mona swoons.

Rob laughs.

BoingBall laughs.

inky says, "see our robots make sushi and applaud the LASH PC"
baf The big rock in Armageddon did some serious acting.

Varicella asks, "Do you comprehend the extent of the unseemliness here?"

stephenb laughs

mclem laughs aloud

Sargent cheers.

Emily laughs more

Paul cracks up.

Varicella exclaims, "Nevermore by Nate Cull presents us with a drug-addled dabbler in alchemy, of all things. How unseemly!"

Gunther says, "Woo Lennier!"

baf blushes at his clumsy mistake

Rob claps.

wuss claps.

caleb exclaims, "woo!"

jwalrus says, "yay mad alchemist druggy"

Varicella says, "And most unseemly of all is his predilection for cheap Mexican coca."

mcp applauds

BrenBarn says, "woo"

Guest5 says, "emotion claps"

<Doe> is here!

Varicella says, "Now, true, not everyone can afford top-quality Colombian coca and allowances must be made. But to choose Mexican coca over the equally inexpensive Peruvian variety betrays a *severe* lack of discernment."

Frisco claps

LoneCleric claps.

Urbatain says, "hablad en cristiano! XD"

Varicella asks, "But what should one expect of a man who snorts his coca like a pig?"

zarf sniffs disdainfully

markm chuckles.

Varicella says, "A tip for you, Mr. Nominee -- a *gentleman* freebases."

Gunther sniffs coke

Emily laughs

jwalrus laughs.

maga_dogg chuckles

zarf says (to gunther), "go ahead, ground my joke."
caleb exclaims, "ha!"

Mona snorts.

Gunther says, "sorry"
Varicella says, "Next, Rameses by Stephen Bond, featuring an angst- and acne-ridden adolescent from one of the barbarous northern islands."

Frisco chortles

Sargent says, "It's Traffic 2, set in Victorian England."
Rob applauds.

wuss claps.

Sargent applauds

jwalrus cheers!

K-Y applauds.

Mona says, "yayayay!"

BrenBarn says, "Huzzah!"

maga_dogg says, "yay"

caleb applauds

Varicella exclaims, "He refuses to respond to commands, and for this he is nominated for an award! How unseemly!"

stephenb laughs.

Kays cheers

Paul exclaims, "Yay rameses!"

jwalrus laughs.

LoneCleric cheers loudly.

MikeS laughs.

BoingBall laughs

Frisco whoops

maga_dogg says, "kickass"

Urbatain aplaude

Rob cheers.

Gunther says, "hee"

jwalrus says, "yay rameses"

Jota keeps applauding continuously throughout.

Kays laughs

Emily says, "yay"

Urbatain exclaims, "bravo!"

<Guest6> This little guesty went to market.

BoingBall says, "OK, this is my favorite meta-presenter ever"
Varicella says, "Now if *I* were in the player's seat and a PC were failing to obey my orders, I would say, 'Look here, you lackadaisical layabout!' and perhaps box his ears a time or two and *then* you'd see some obedience. Oh yes."

Guest5 says, "viva"

Gunther says, "well, it's adam"

Urbatain says, "sirrus, esa te gustó aplaude y grita hombre"

stephenb exclaims, "yay!" Iain asks, "Um. Where's the auditorium?"
Varicella says, "Lastly we have Shade by Andrew Plotkin, whose protagonist's gaucherie is evident in every detail of that eyesore of an apartment." Rob says, "el hombre de los moleculos!"

maga_dogg says, "And get the crap kicked out of you, if I recall Varicella's combat abilities correctly"

wuss claps.

mcp claps

Emily says, "yay interior decorating"

Rob applauds.

Gunther says, "el burro es un animal muy importante"

markm says (to Iain), "xyzzy.s.e"

caleb says, "hurrah"

Varicella says, "The targets are almost too easy -- a *cardboard crate* used as furniture? how"

Varicella says, "unseemly! -- but for the nonce I shall restrict myself to the abomination referred to in the title."

stephenb applauds

Guest5 exclaims, "ploooootkin! plooooootkin!"

Iain arrives from the west.

Mona asks, "what category are we talking about again?"

Urbatain exclaims, "SIIIIIIIIII SHADE SHADE!!"

neild says, "Actually: xyzzy.e.s.e"
mclem yay still tidier than this room

Varicella says, "Whoops, a typo. How unseemly."

Iain says, "Thanking you kindly."

markm says, "d'oh"

Guest6 arrives from the west.

Kays says, "Go Sade!!!"

BrenBarn claps some more.

Varicella says, "A *roll-up window shade*? Even a blind monkey could tell you that this is simply unacceptable when the drapers of Venice offer an astonishing variety of exquisitely tailored vignette blinds for extremely reasonable rates."

Rob says, "yay iain"

Doe asks, "uh, er, how do I get there?"

Sirrus says (to urbatain), "uf, no me estoy enterando, macho"

Paul claps for Shade. maga_dogg says, "hmf. Shade great, but not much PC-ness imo"
Kays says, "oops....Go Shade!!"

neild exclaims, "Yay Marquis de Sade!"

Rob cheers in a shady fashion.

jwalrus says, "yay shade!"

Gunther says, "yay"

Iain says, "Shade is bollocks."
Varicella exclaims, "This game is fond of saying, 'You do not want that.' Looking around, I most certainly do not!"

Hloif exclaims, "Yay Shade!"

BoingBall says, "Now, now"
Urbatain SHADE RULES!

katre says, "hee"

Varicella says, "And the winner is..."

maga_dogg says, "heh"

mcp says (to doe), "lounge. e. s. e"

Iain says, "Being late, I thought I'd better add a note of controversy."

Frisco exclaims, "Yay Slim Shade!"

jwalrus claps madly.

Varicella exclaims, "...Rameses! How unseemly!"

Doe says, "thanks"
BrenBarn says, "YAY"

Gunther says, "YAY!!!"

K-Y applauds.

Mona says, "yehaw!"

neild exclaims, "Yay Rameses!!!!"

veek applauds!

dfan says, "Woo!!"

jwalrus says, "YAY!!!"

Rob applauds!

maga_dogg exclaims, "yay!"

Emily says, "YAY!!!"

Tril exclaims, "Whoohooo!"

mcp applauds

Sargent says, "Yay!"

Paul cheers for Rameses!!!!

inky claps.

Oren exclaims, "Woo!"

BoingBall claps.

wuss claps some more.

maga_dogg stomps his feet

caleb exclaims, "hurray!!!"

nm applauds

Varicella gives Best Individual PC trophy to stephenb.

Sirrus claps

eileen applauds wildly

BrenBarn cheers stephenb.

Kays says, "SHADE! SHADE! SHADE!"

Hloif exclaims, "What?!? Rameses?!"
K-Y exclaims, "Yes!"

LoneCleric exclaims, "WOOHOO!"

stephenb exclaims, "Wow, thanks everyone!"

Guest5 exclaims, "congratulations!"

Rob claps.

markm says, "A-ha. I was right. xyzzy puts you to the room east of the lounge"
mclem would applaud, but he isn't brave enough

zarf says, "go rameses"

Doe arrives from the west.

Frisco exclaims, "Wow! great choice!"

dfan says (to Hloif), "Yes!"
Rob says, "hurrah" Ender returns. "Eeagh. I missed stuff."
Varicella leaves the auditorium to the west.

Guest6 says, "clap"

Urbatain felicidades!!!

Gunther says (to stephenb), "CONGRATS!"

Iain asks, "That's the first award?"
ander cheers more.

inky says, "speech! speech!"

Ender goes home.

</Ender> Observe the snow. It fornicates.

NamelessAdventurer has arrived.

jwalrus claps more.

Urbatain aplaude

BoingBall says, "second"

Rob says, "second"

maga_dogg says (to stephen), "well-deserved." zarf asks, "what's teh URL for the nominee list again?"
Rob whistles. baf says, "second"

Hloif asks, "What was the first award, and who won it?"

Gunther says (to stephenb), "Speech!" BoingBall says (to Rob), "Indeed you are"
Mona couldn't agree more. Iain says, "Someone update the chalkboard, then."
Sargent says (to stephenb), "congratulations"

BrenBarn says, "Congrats stephenb!"

Frisco exclaims, "He can't speak he's too intorverted!"

MikeS claps...

stephenb says, "Alex is delighted with the award, but can't think of anything to say right now."

Gunther | >STEPHENB, SPEECH

Gunther | No.

Frisco exclaims (at stephenb), "Good job!"

BoingBall has disconnected.

BoingBall flies off at an angle of 45 degrees while dippy music plays. You lose a life.

Rob says, "heh"

BrenBarn says, "Hee"

jwalrus says, "yay"

Guest5 says, "viva stephenb y su aventura! :D"

Adam says (to stephen), "Hee hee"

Rob claps.

Sargent says (to Iain), "Done."
baf tries to clap but his in-game avatar doesn't want to

stephenb exclaims, "And I'm delighted too. Thanks very much everyone!"

Iain says, "Yay."
mcp cheers

Mona says (to stephenb), "ok, so *DON'T* give a speech."

Emily says, "yay!"

BrenBarn says, "Woo-hoo"

Kays cheers

Paul cheers.

jwalrus cheers again.

Rob claps.

Kiz cheers

K-Y applauds.

Jota applauds!

maga_dogg tries to remember who he voted for.

Frisco hoots n' hollers

Sargent claps wildly.

veek cheers

Guest5 says, "aplauds"

<two-star> two-star has connected to ifMUD.

Gunther says, "yay fresh blood winning"

Mona applauds again for good measure.

Doe claps.

katre claps

Rob claps.

caleb claps

Urbatain claps también

BrenBarn's hands are getting bruised.

two-star arrives from the west.

BoingBall arrives from the west.

Gunther says (to BrenBarn), "and it's only the second award"

Mona says (to BrenBarn), "nobody needs to know *that*"

Sierra arrives from the west.

Gunther says, "ew"

Rob says (to mona), "#peanut-gallery, please"
Guest6 says, "applaud"

LoneCleric whistles.

Gunther says, "Miss Sierra!"

Sierra says, "I'm supposed to present the award for Best Non-Player Character."

Rob claps.

BrenBarn says, "Wahoo!"

Kays says, "claps"
katre says, "yay"

Mona claps.

neild asks, "What game is this?"
maga_dogg wolf-whistles

Gunther cheers

pop goes home.

</pop> pop has disconnected from ifMUD.

Sierra says, "But since it's been THIRTEEN MONTHS and I still haven't gotten the medal I supposedly won last year, you all can fucking bite me. Bye."

Gunther says, "Varicella"
caleb applauds neild asks, "Sierra is from Varicella?"

Emily says, "Varicella gain"

jwalrus laughs.

Sierra storms off.

Tril laughs

Sierra leaves the auditorium to the west.

Emily laughs

Jota cheers!

Sargent laughs.

Rob claps.

Gunther says, "hee"

inky says, "but .. but.."

mclem giggles.

BoingBall cheers and applauds.

Mona snickers.

stephenb claps.

LoneCleric fucking bites her.

Charlotte arrives from the west.

Frisco looks around uncomfortably

Doe says, "hehehe"

jwalrus says, "YAY"

</mnovelli> mnovelli has disconnected from ifMUD.

Charlotte jumps up on stage

Guest6 goes home.

</Guest6> This little guesty stayed home.

MikeS chuckles...

Gunther says, "Woo!"

Charlotte exclaims, "silence! i claim this microphone in the name of france!"

inky looks relieved.

Emily says, "yay Charlotte!"

Gunther says, "best xyzzy's ever"
Rob claps.

Guest1 goes home.

</Guest1> Alex forgets about the guest. "Now I don't believe in anything!"

Hloif exclaims, "Hee!"

Jota exclaims, "Yay!"

jwalrus says, "yay charlotte!!"

mcp laughs

BrenBarn says, "yay"

BoingBall says, "hey, the light bulb just blew"
Sargent cheers.

maga_dogg exclaims, "yay!"

ander cheers in the name of Charlotte!

caleb exclaims, "yay!"

neild says, "Obviously I should have played Varicella to understand this year's awards."
mclem exclaims, "Yay backup presenters!" Sargent says, "Viva la revolution"

Jota exclaims, "Charlotte deserved to win last year anyway. Woo!"

maga_dogg says, "charlotte was definitely a better NPC than Sierra, anyway"

maga_dogg says (to jota), "timing"

Charlotte says, "so, let's see. best npc." Gunther asks, "Charlotte being from?"

jwalrus says, "hey, and the author won't be hurt if we say charlotte should have won instead of sierra either"

Gunther says, "ah"

Jota says (to Gunther), "Varicella."

Charlotte says, "first, we have a king, from augmented fourth by brian uri." Emily says (to Gunther), "Also varicella"

BrenBarn says (to Gunther), "France, apparently."

Gunther says (to BrenBarn), "hee hee"

wuss claps.

caleb claps

Jota asks (of Gunther), "Don't you remember last year's nominees?"
LoneCleric claps.

jwalrus says, "yay king"

llamaboy claps.

Guest5 says, "claps"

Mona claps.

Emily claps

Gunther applauds

Rob claps.

katre claps

Charlotte says, "when i was a little girl my daddy took me to meet king augmented iv over in westphalia... he was a furry little man who kept licking my face."

BrenBarn says, "Yay"

Charlotte says, "wait, maybe that was a dog."

Dilbon says, "Last year was a year ago. It's a long time."
Gunther says, "ew"

MikeS claps

Paul claps

Mona says, "eww"

Urbatain claps, but no me entero de na XD

jwalrus laughs.

Frisco claps for the most underrated game this year.

Jota claps.

inky says, "but they were both named rex"
Sargent claps. Rob says, "yay"

Sargent laughs.

Charlotte says, "then there's melvin from being andrew plotkin by rob wheeler." neild exclaims, "Yay!"

maga_dogg groans once more

Gunther says, "Oedipus rex"

Gunther says, "YAY BAP"

katre says, "yay"

K-Y applauds.

LoneCleric claps.

Doe claps.

Emily claps

wuss claps.

jwalrus says, "yay androids"

BrenBarn cheers.

caleb exclaims, "hurrah!"

Mona applauds Melvin.

Paul claps claps claps

veek applauds wildly

jwalrus claps.

Charlotte says, "i tried being andrew plotkin once, but when i tried walking through the wall i didn't go anywhere."

nm appluds

Kiz yays

jwalrus laughs.

zarf says, "heh"

inky says, "yay"

Gunther says (to Charlotte), "except hospital"

Emily says, "woo"

Sargent laughs.

BoingBall says, "hee hee"

Charlotte exclaims, "though after i hit my head enough times i *did* get the thing with the colored light flaring around me. it was coooool!"

Frisco claps

Jota laughs!

caleb laughs

jwalrus laughs.

Rob smiles.

Tril grins

BrenBarn laughs.

maga_dogg laughs

Mona says, "yay ganja!"

jwalrus says, "Charlotte is the bestest presenter"
Gunther says (to Mona), "boo!"

Mona says, "um, er.."

Charlotte says, "next up is the alien in failsafe by jon ingold."

Guest5 says, "astral :D"

LoneCleric cheers.

K-Y applauds.

Urbatain says, "JAJAJAJA"

BrenBarn claps.

Rob claps.

jwalrus says, "woo!"

Mona says, "yayayay!"

Jota asks, "Can we have her back next year, if we're short one?"
Charlotte exclaims, "grr, all these aliens coming in and taking jobs from us hard-working npcs!"

caleb cheers

wuss claps.

Kays claps

Gunther says (to Charlotte), "SPOILERS!"

Charlotte says, "we should build a big *fence*."

Paul chee *crackle* claps!

Sargent applauds.

Tril applauds for a game she hasn't played. Yay!

Frisco claps

Rob claps.

jwalrus laughs!

Charlotte says, "and then we have galatea from galatea by emily short, which i did not personally like because it's so unfair."

Rob cheers.

K-Y applauds.

Frisco contracts the clap.

maga_dogg exclaims, "yay!"

katre says, "yay"

Mona says, "wah-hoo!"

caleb exclaims, "YAY!!"

Charlotte says, "talk to a hunk of rock shaped like a chick and that's artsy, but talk to a hunk of rock shaped like a hunk of rock and ohhh, suddenly you must be *crazy* because rocks don't talk or whatever. such a double standard."

BrenBarn says, "Yay"

neild exclaims, "Yay Galatea!"

BoingBall cheers.

wuss claps.

Frisco says, "hurrah"

Paul exclaims, "Yay galatea!"

(from Sargent) Charlotte says, "But can I play her in the movie version anyway?"
Sargent cheers.

inky says, "yay"

jwalrus cracks up.

Gunther says, "hee!"

Doe cheers.

maga_dogg says, "Only one winner here, I think"
Mona giggles.

Charlotte says, "lastly, we have angela from my angel by jon ingold, who hears her love's thoughts in her head."

Paul laughs.

Rob claps.

Hloif exclaims, "YAY Galatea!"

LoneCleric cheers.

BrenBarn applauds.

K-Y applauds.

markm claps with one hand and waves with the other.

Sargent claps.

jwalrus cheers.

Kays cheers

Paul cheers for My Angel.

caleb claps

wuss claps.

Doe claps.

Emily claps

Guest5 says, "claps"

Frisco applauds

Hloif asks (of markm), "What's the sound of one hand clapping?"
Charlotte exclaims, "i hear my love's thoughts in my head too, but he mostly says things like 'it's cold down here' and 'decomposing hurts' and stuff. whine whine whine!"

mclem cheers for them all once more

jwalrus laughs.

ander giggles.

katre says, "hee hee"

Charlotte says, "and the winner is..."

markm says (to Hloif), "The answer is: 'd'oh!'."
Charlotte exclaims, "...galatea!"

jwalrus cheers for everyone.

Gunther falls over

katre says, "YAY"

Mona says, "shoo-in!"

veek claps

Paul cheers!

BoingBall exclaims, "Hooray for Galatea!"

inky cheers.

mcp cheers

jwalrus says, "YAY!"

Oren applauds

ander cheers!

Sargent cheers loudly.

K-Y applauds.

maga_dogg says, "well, it had to be."

stephenb cheers!

caleb cheers wildly

neild exclaims, "Yay obvious choice!"

dfan says, "Yay!!"

Frisco exclaims, "Yay1!"

Kays claps

Gunther says, "woo"

Doe claps wildy.

nm applauds

jwalrus says, "woo galatea!"

Rob applauds!

Hloif exclaims, "YAY!!!"

BrenBarn cheers!

Hloif applauds.

Mona says (to Emily), "well deserved!"

mclem cheers

Emily gets up and tries not to trip on her dress

Charlotte leaves the auditorium to the west.

maga_dogg says (to emily), "congratulations, and curse you for raising the standard"

Urbatain asks, "winner for??"
llamaboy claps for Galatea.

inky says (to Em), "give us a conversation topic or two!"

Gunther says, "wow, compared to 99 these are WeyrXYZZYs"
Jota applauds, cheers, and wildly exhibits y'know, appreciation and stuff.

Paul congratulates Emily.

inky says, "NPC"
jwalrus says (to Emily), "yay!"

zarf claps

BrenBarn applauds for Emily.

Doe asks, "a dress?"

neild asks (of Gunther), "?"

Rob says, ">ASK EMILY ABOUT WINNING"

BoingBall says (to inky), "hee hee"

Kiz cheers

Emily says, "um, so. it's almost exactly a year ago that I was buried up to my ears in code for this, and it seemed completely out of hand and impossible that it would ever get finished."

Gunther says, "all hugging and loving"
Sargent says (to Emily), "Aw."

eileen applauds happily

Urbatain asks, "before was best NPCs?"

jwalrus says, "and loads of guests"

MikeS cheers!!

jwalrus cheers more.

(from Gunther) Emily says, "Don't you want to ask me about her breasts?"

Iain says, "urklagbye. Someone can finish my peanuts, and distribute these YAYs."

maga_dogg throws confetti inky says, "so far we've had medium, PC, and this is NPC"

(from neild) Emily says, "So I got rid of all the rooms and stuff, and that made it way easier!"

Rob says, "hurrah" Jota says (to Doe), "It's a pretty nice dress, too."

Sargent says, "All results are being archived on the chalkboard. >X CHALKBOARD to see what's happened so far"

wuss claps. mcp exclaims (at emily), "and now here you are, doing a quarter turn to facing us directly!"
Adam says, "Whoops, forgot this"

Emily says, "but, um, the response has been more generous than I could have hoped. Thank you muchly, especially if you're one of the people who sent suggestions for v2."

inky says (to Urb), "we're doing http://www.xyzzynews.com/2000finalists.html in reverse order"

mcp says, "face"

Iain has disconnected.

Iain goes home.

Adam gives Best Use of Medium trophy to Emily.

Adam says, "Whoops"

Emily says (to Adam), "wrong one!"

zarf says, "hey!"

Adam gives Best Individual NPC trophy to Emily.

inky laughs.

BrenBarn says, "Ha!"

Adam says, "There we go."

Sargent says (to Adam), "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE."

Gunther says, "FAKE TROPHIES!"

jwalrus laughs.

Adam says, "Now gimme mine back."

BrenBarn says, "YAY"

Gunther calls The Sun

Emily tries to figure out how to give it back

maga_dogg says (to adam), "yay."

BoingBall laughs

Emily gives Best Use of Medium trophy to Adam.

Emily says, "There we go."

Adam says, "Yay"

neild exclaims, "Yay trophy mugging!"

dfan says, "Emily is clearly the best NPC of the last year"

Emily says, "I talk, I don't manipulate inventory"

BoingBall exclaims, "Yay emoted giving!"

K-Y descends the stairs, and lets himself out of the Lounge.

</K-Y> Your alternate exit is: DEATH

BrenBarn | @steal trophy=adam

baf mugs a trophy

Paul exclaims (at Emily), "Yay!"

(from maga_dogg) Adam says, "This trophy isn't about me. It's about Emily Short, who made it possible (cries)"

Rob claps crazy wacky slapstick handoff routine. Hloif says, "Okay, this just ROCKS."
Emily waves and sits down

Rob applauds it, also.

BrenBarn cheers some more.

(from jwalrus) Emily says, "Although this trophy will be made of cloth and three feet high by the time I'm done with it"
Guest5 says, "claps" neild asks, "Wait, Adam is Opal *and* Emily?"
Mona claps. Again. Urbatain says, "uf, i don't understand the most speech XD"

maga_dogg says (to jwalrus), "YAY."

wuss has disconnected.

wuss goes home.

Emily says (to neild), "I think that would upset several people"

neild says, "Hee"

Frisco exclaims, "2 new winners! Cool!"

<Kincaid99> Kincaid99 has connected to ifMUD.

Jota says (to jwal), "Hee"

(from Sargent) Emily says, "Mostly me."

<Psmith> Psmith is.

inky says, "that's kind of a tough act to follow, but I imagine the guy who managed to get a maze chosen for best puzzle can do it -- please welcome Andrew Plotkin, last year's winner for Hunter, in Darkness"

Paul says (to Sarge), "Yay"
Emily claps

zarf stands up

Gunther says, "Z!"

jwalrus says, "yay!"

Rob claps

BrenBarn says, "Yay!"

Sargent says, "alt: Being Adam Cadre's Pseudonym."
katre claps

caleb claps

Paul claps

stephenb cheers.

Rob whistles!

Mona claps.

Sargent applauds.

Adam says, "Yay typing break!"

neild exclaims, "Yay old man Zarf!"

BoingBall exclaims, "Zarf! Zarf! Zarf!"

Adam says, "I mean yay zarf!"

Jota exclaims, "Hail!"

Urbatain says, "too fast"
Doe applauds.

Frisco exclaims, "Yay mazes!"

Ellison says, "yay zarf"

zarf says, "Well, I'm totally unpreprared for my little task here."

Urbatain exclaims, "ANDREW!!!!"

jwalrus cheers zarf.

maga_dogg exclaims, "We are not worthy!"

ander claps.

veek cheers

Urbatain claps

Kays whistles

Gunther says, "you can read the log later"
Mona wonders if Galatea's going to present anything...

Urbatain cheers

Guest5 says, "andrew :)"

zarf tapes a note to his forehead which says '32768 nearly identical zarfs'

jwalrus says (to Mona), "next year, I guess"
Urbatain do the mokey

Urbatain do the monkey

Gunther says (to Mona), "How can she? She's a statue."

LoneCleric says, "I expected the Wumpus. :-("

Paul laughs.

Sargent says, "yay"

zarf says, "I will enhance this persona by saying everything 32768 times."

jwalrus says (to LC), "that would rock"
Mona gives banana to Urbatain.

wuss arrives from the west.

zarf says, "...randomly scrambled."

Doe says, "hehe"

inky says, "yay 32768 nearly-identical recipes"

Sargent says (to zarf), "But Shrapnel has already won!"

Rob splac

jwalrus laughs and cheers again.

Paul says, "Scrandomly rambled."
zarf says, "Or, in fact, maybe not." neild exclaims (at Sarg), "YAY!"
zarf looks at his crib sheet.

Frisco exclaims, "whooo! extended oratory!"

Kiz says (to Sarge), "ha!"

(from Gunther) suddenly, burst lag sets in

Mona says (to Zarf), "but you will not make us say the secret code!"

JSJ goes home.

</JSJ> JSJ has disconnected from ifMUD.

zarf says, "Best individual puzzles of the year 2000..."

Gunther cheers

zarf says, "Let's see."

BrenBarn stomps his feet in anticipation.

Hloif applauds.

Urbatain eats the banana

zarf checks ifarchive.org data files to see who wrote which game.

Mona whistles.

(from jwalrus) zarf says, "hey, this list is written in code!"
zarf says, "First nominee: 9:05 by Adam Cadre." maga_dogg says, "N.B. If any puzzle could be solved by me, it is disqualified"
Rob applauds.

wuss claps.

jwalrus says, "yay"

Emily claps

nm claps and claps

Sargent claps.

caleb claps

Paul exclaims, "Yay 9:05!"

LoneCleric cheers.

zarf says, "For, apparently, 9:05 by Adam Cadre."

veek cheers

Gunther says, "woo"

katre says, "yay"

Guest5 says, "claps"

Kays cheers

Ellison claps

Sirrus claps.

BrenBarn says, "wooo"

BoingBall exclaims, "in CSS!"
Frisco claps Urbatain exclaims, "sirrus tu preferida!"
Tril exclaims, "Yay puzzleless game!"

mclem applauds

(from neild) Mona says, "That's not a puzzle!"
baf claps confusedly

stephenb claps.

maga_dogg asks, "er, where was the puzzle?"

Sirrus says (to urbatain), "no es mi preferida :P"

zarf says, "Above and Beyond! by Mike Sousa"

Mona sighs.

Rob applauds.

Psmith arrives from the west.

zarf says, "For, a mannequin."

ander says, "It's a trick; that's close enough."
BrenBarn cheers.

Paul cheers.

nm claps further

Gunther says, "for looking under the bed in 9:05"
jwalrus claps.

veek just keeps applauding

LoneCleric says, "The puzzle is the game."
Urbatain clap

Frisco claps

<Grocible> Grocible has connected to ifMUD.

wuss claps.

caleb claps

Urbatain says, "creía que si"

LoneCleric says (to Gunther), "Also, mighty spoiler there."

baf exclaims, "Woohoo!"

Hloif applauds.

Ellison claps

maga_dogg thinks error of category.
Mona says, "yay, A&B!"

neild applauds for whatever the latest game read off is.

zarf says, "Ad Verbum, by Nick Montfort"

Emily says, "woo"

LoneCleric cheers.

veek says, "Wooo!"

zarf says, "For, fthe fletter frooms."

jwalrus says, "yay!"

wuss claps.

BoingBall says, "yay AV"

Hloif claps.

Guest5 says, "claps"

katre says, "yay"

Gunther applauds constanly

caleb exclaims, "yay!!"

Rob claps!

maga_dogg says, "yay"

Mona says, "and this one, too! Yay!"

Grocible arrives from the west.

stephenb exclaims, "yay!"

jwalrus laughs.

Kays claps

Frisco hollers, hoots, howls, hmmm...

baf jumps up and down excitedly

mclem masterfully makes merry.

zarf says (to frisco), "heh."

Sargent laughs.

Paul applauds artful achievement

ander cheers cheekily.

Jota claps claps anf claps.

Urbatain asks, "who is the maker of galatea?"
<Sammy> Sammy has connected to ifMUD.

Tril applauds alliteratively

maga_dogg thumps the bleeding stumps at the end of his wrists together

Gunther says, "Emily"
baf applauds without using the letter "e"

zarf says, "Being Me, by Rob Wheeler"

jwalrus points at Emily.
Rob reacts raucously.

nm claps

zarf says, "For, for, for, for..."

Paul laughs

BoingBall breaks brown bowls belatedly.

Emily says, "WOOO"

Guest5 says, "being urbatain"

jwalrus says, "yay!"

Gunther cheers BAP

katre says, "yay"

Doe says, "hehehe"

inky says, "yay being you"

Urbatain says, "XD"

zarf says, "the recursive room. room."

wuss claps.

veek cheers

neild laughs

jwalrus claps.

caleb cheers

Urbatain says, "being me"

Jota exclaims, "Woo!"

zarf says, "Room."

Doe claps.

Paul exclaims, "Yay recursive room!!"

Rob claps for zarf being zarf.

LoneCleric cheers cheers cheers.

Urbatain exclaims, "wow!!!!!"

Mona applauds another puzzleless game!

Paul returns.

Ellison says, "yayayayayayayayayaya"

Gunther says (to zarf), "RTRUE"

Kays cheers

baf applauds recursively

(from BrenBarn) [system] Error: stack overflow.

maga_dogg says, "dah, I could solve these. Not real puzzles."

Frisco claps

zarf says, "And finally, Rematch, by Andrew Pontius"

(from Sargent) Zarf says, "And Being Andrew Plotking, for the recursive room."
mclem applauds) applauds) (from Sargent) Zarf says, "And Being Andrew Plotking, for the recursive room."
jwalrus says, "YAY!!!"

neild exclaims, "Yay devil!"

katre says, "yay!"

maga_dogg says, "yay rematch"

Rob applauds.

Gunther says, "woo woo"

wuss claps.

nm claps, restarts, claps, restarts

Emily says, "yay"

Guest5 says, "la caña of spain"

Mona fallso over, applauding.

Dilbon asks, "Nothing by Andy Phillips?"
Paul cheers

Rob whistles.

Sargent cheers.

zarf says, "For rematch."

jwalrus cheers lots and lots.

wuss claps.

caleb claps

Hloif cheers.

Ellison says, "Rematch kicks all kinds of ass"

Urbatain exclaims, "OLEEE!"

Gunther says, "I don't think phillips was ever nominated for anything"
LoneCleric cheers widly, but fails to break the cycle.

jwalrus says, "yay yay yay!"

mclem cheers the bore in the corner

inky says, "this applause is just like the one a few ceremonies ago!"
Frisco yells like a little school girl! maga_dogg says, "OK, I somehow managed to solve rematch, but nonetheless, the best puzzle definitely"

jwalrus says (to inky), "hee"

Emily says (to Gunther), "Heroine's is up for stuff soon"

zarf says, "Before I open the envelope, let me say what a pleasure it's been to be named on the nominee list three times as often as anyone else."

<TableSaw> OK, maybe having a robot butler would get annoying after a while.

Dilbon says, "Heist got a best puzzle nomination, I think"
jwalrus laughs. Gunther says, "oh, ok"
BrenBarn chuckles. Jota says (to DIlbon), "Best, not most.#pea ..Dilbon He'll win the 'Most' category for puzzles."
BoingBall says (to zarf), "No."

ander grins.

Gunther says, "See my memory. See this sieve. They are the same."
Emily says, "heh" Doe says, "maybe it's time for more cheerios"
jwalrus claps for everyone.

Rob claps.

TableSaw asks, "Oh damnit, where's the auditorium?"
Urbatain exclaims, "ZARF RULES!"

Mona says, "we need the Clapper here."

zarf looks around for an envelope.

Ellison says, "east from Dorm A"

Rob says, "east from dorm A"

Jota says, "Grrr."

Gunther says, "MOTD"

Guest5 says, "zak rules :)" neild says (to Doe), "It's a serial."
TableSaw arrives from the west.

Urbatain exclaims, "ZAK TOO!"

Doe says (to nield), "hehe"
Guest5 says, "byes! :D"

Guest5 leaves the auditorium to the west.

zarf begins to look nervous

</Guest5> Alex forgets about the guest. "Now I don't believe in anything!"

mcp says, "yay"
inky says (to zarf), "it's, um, to build up the anticipation" TableSaw asks, "What are we on?"

Emily says (to zarf), "Read the walkthrough!"

Rob applauds awkward silence.

Mona coughs to fill the break.

Urbatain exclaims, "ZARF, tell a joke!"

Frisco exclaims, "Yay presenter anxiety!"

maga_dogg says, "comeon, zarfer, shell out that prize"

BrenBarn says, "Best puzzle."

zarf says, "Four fried chickens and the Pope walk into a bar..."

wuss waits, patiently.

zarf says, "Oh, here it is."

Rob says, "this is punishment for winning an award, doing the presenting next year"
Rob claps

zarf says, "The wnner is Rematch!"

Hloif says, "DARN, I wanted to see where that joke was going."
katre says, "YAY!"

Rob says, "whoa!!"

(from inky) zarf says "So this guy walks into a bar, and the bartender gives him a drink. <pause> What? That's intentional!"
Urbatain says, "and...."

maga_dogg says, "YAYYYY"

Hloif claps politely.

wuss claps.

Mona says, "alright!"

veek applauds

Psmith says, "Yay!"

Kays cheers

Paul exclaims, "Yay rematch!!"

neild exclaims, "WOOHOO!"

Ellison says, "yay!"

Rob applauds.

Gunther says, "[OT] massive explosions outsife my window"
inky claps.

</Kincaid99> Kincaid99 has disconnected from ifMUD.

zarf applauds

nm cheers

Emily says, "yay Rematch!"

BrenBarn claps and claps.

TableSaw applauds.

LoneCleric exclaims, "WOOHOO!"

jwalrus says, "YAAAAAY!!!!"

Oren claps

Jota applauds.

Gunther says, "YAY REMATCH"

ander cheers loudly.

stephenb exclaims, "yay!"

mclem cheers, then dies.

caleb exclaims, "yay!"

inky asks (of Gunther), "wow, what for?"
dfan cheers!

Frisco exclaims, "GREAT CHOICE! THAT JUST ROCKS!"

maga_dogg says, "Well-deserved"

Gunther says, "no idea"
Sargent says, "Woo!"

Kiz says, "yay devil!"

jwalrus cheers lots and lots.

katre says, "too abd devil didn't make it. :("
MikeS cheers! BoingBall says, "indeed"
zarf asks, "Is the dude here?"

Rob claps.

Mona cheers even lotter and lotter!

zarf says, "Guess not."

Gunther says, "still nothing for bap? boo!"
Sargent says, "Let's speak of the devil."

BoingBall waves to devil reading the log.

BrenBarn recites arcane incantations.

zarf holds up the trophy on devil's behalf.

Urbatain claps

Gunther says, "congrats devil"

mcp cheers

Paul cheers

caleb claps

Rob cheers for devil.

Emily cheers

neild says, "He's in Boston."

ander cheers for the absent.

veek says, "congrats, devil!"

BrenBarn cheers for devil.

Gunther says, "also, sympathy for the devil"
Frisco claps, again.

Ellison claps

zarf sits down and waits to win something.

Jota cheers for sneaky devils.

Rob cheers for Boston, too.

Doe claps.

TableSaw says, "Federico is responsible for Leg^H^H^H devil's absence."
jwalrus claps.

Rob claps.

inky says, "hee hee"

Emily says, "heehee"

Gunther asks, "?"

neild exclaims (at Rob), "Yay 'More Than a Feeling'!"

Guard#0249 arrives from the west.

Guard#0531 arrives from the west.

Rob says (to neild), "eeagh!"

mcp says, "hee"

maga_dogg exclaims, "yay!"

Mona says, "hm." BrenBarn says, "Whoa"

jwalrus says, "dammit, have to leave ... bleah"

katre says, "#peanut : calls devil to tell him"

jwalrus curses and leaves quietly to avoid disrupting the proceedings.

Guard#0531 and Guard #0249 ascend the stage.

Jota asks, "Vgame too?"

Emily says, "I think so"

inky says, "yeah"

inky says, "he'd be doing best game also, but that's eileen's job"

MikeS cheers in Boston.

Guard#0531 clears his throat.

maga_dogg says (to jota), "Or badmachine, possibly..."
Hloif applauds. Emily says, "I want to see them do a dance routine"

Gunther says, "that or LGOP! It's PLAGURISM!!!"

inky says (to maga), "hee hee"

Ellison says (to Gunther), "hee"

Guard#0531 says, "They say that NPCs add the human element to IF..." BrenBarn says (to Gunther), "Ha!"

neild exclaims (at Guard), "Not Melvin!"

Guard#0531 exclaims, "...but as recent games have shown, they can also add the feline element, the canine element, or even the ursine element!" Hloif says, "TSD."
Guard#0531 looks expectantly at Guard #0249.

Rob claps.

Hloif asks, "What game are the Guards from?"
Guard#0249 stares dully into space Gunther says, "duh"

inky says, "Varicella"

(from Sargent) Guard#0531 says, "Thank you, thank you. I will be here all the week."

TableSaw says, "bruce willis in 'the ursine element.'"

Emily says, "heehee"

Urbatain says, "estos son barman y drogin"

Guard#0531 taps his foot. Hloif says, "Okay, sorry, it's been a while since I played it."
Guard#0249 drools

katre says, "devil says thank you to everyone"

katre says, "(I'm on phone)"

Gunther says (to katre), "yay"

inky says, "yay devil in absentia"

Grocible says, "Okay. Well. Congratulations to all the winners. I'm afraid I have yet another work-related crisis on the go, so I'll see you all later."

Rob says, "yes, but there's also the pattern that all of the presenters have been from varicella"
Grocible goes home.

</Grocible> Grocible has disconnected from ifMUD.

Hloif says (to katre), "Yay."

Guard#0531 says (to 0249), "Pssst. It's your line, idiot."

mcp says, "that one game is getting referenced an awful lot, yes"
neild exclaims (at katre), "YAY DEVIL!" Ellison says, "I mapped Varicella out then never got back to it, unfortunately"
Mona says, "yay devil!"

katre says, "he's sorry he can't be here"

Gunther says (to Rob), "even Zarf"
katre says, "helping a friend move" Hloif says (to Rob), "Zarf was in Varicell..."
Guard#0249 says (to 0531), "Me not know line." Hloif says (to Gunther), "Damn you."

Doe says, "didn't realize zarf was a character from varacellia"

Rob rolls his eyes.

inky asks (of katre), "movie bodies?"

Guard#0531 says (to 0249), "Just read it off the teleprompter." mcp says, "maybe adam is preparing us for a sequel"

inky asks, "er, move bodies?"

mcp says, "(joke)"

baf says, "Well, I'm sure he played it..."

Guard#0249 says (to 0531), "Me never learned to read." TableSaw says, "cries!"
Guard#0531 says (to 0249), "Oh, for-- 'Look a bear!' Your line is 'Look a bear!'"

<Guest1> Alex says, "Awwwk! Word on the street is that you are... um, seven?"

Guard#0249 exclaims (at 0531), "A bear?! Bears is scary! Save me from bear!"

Gunther says, "excellent"

maga_dogg says, "I just hope the Chef from Varicella turns up soon..."

Guard#0531 sighs. Sargent says, "You hear body fall to the north!"

TableSaw says, "i hate this f234235 shift key."

Ellison says, "I think the little that I played Varicella, I imagined myself wearing zarf's light cape or whatever"

katre says, "no, valancy is in boston now"

Guard#0531 says, "Okay, the nominees for Best NPCs are:" Gunther says, "You are a ..."

inky says (to Sargent), "yay!"

Guard#0531 says, "Being Andrew Plotkin by Rob Wheeler..."

Gunther says, "cheer"

katre says, "yay"

caleb cheers

mcp applauds

zarf says, "yay"

dfan says, "Woo"

veek says, "yaaay""

Emily says, "yay BAP!!!"

Jota says, "Woo"

Doe applauds.

LoneCleric claps.

Kays cheers

Frisco claps

Hloif exclaims, "YAY!"

Guard#0531 says, "Galatea by Emily Short..."

BrenBarn cheers.

Mona says, "yay multiple personality game!"

stephenb cheers

katre says, "yay"

maga_dogg says, "yay"

Hloif cheers!

Sargent applauds, and applauds again.

Rob claps.

caleb cheers

neild exclaims, "Yay Galatea again!"

mclem cheers lots

Guard#0531 says, "Heroine's Mantle by Andy Phillips..."

BrenBarn continues to applaud.

wuss claps.

dfan cheers!

Frisco laps

Rob claps.

stephenb cheers

dfan cheers again

Kays applauds

maga_dogg asks, "also, npc *S*?"
Urbatain exclaims, "yea beign begingg gejfede argh!"

Sargent claps.

ander asks, "Am I the only one who sees a resemblence between these guards and Biggs and Wedge of console RPG fame?"
caleb exclaims, "yay!"

Ellison says, "yay Heroine's Mantle"

Urbatain says, "WOWWWW"

LoneCleric cheers.

Guard#0531 says, "Kaged by Ian Finley..."

Hloif claps.

Rob claps.

Doe claps.

Mona applauds.

caleb claps

dfan claps

Emily says, "yay Kaged"

Ellison says, "yay IF"

maga_dogg claps

Paul cheers for Kaged and everything else that was announced while he was AFK

Sargent applauds.

Gunther cheers

Guard#0531 says, "Punk Points by Jim Munroe..."

Frisco hoots

Urbatain says, "Bravo Kaged"

katre says, "yay"

veek claps and claps

Rob claps.

caleb claps

mcp says, "you could count pygmalion i guess"
ander cheers more.

dfan applauds.

BoingBall claps

Paul says, "Yay punk points"

TableSaw says, "yay catholicteens!"

baf asks, ""Console RPG"? Haven't you ever seen Star Wars?"
Guard#0531 exclaims, "...and Rameses, by Stephen Bond!"

Gunther says, "woo kaged, punk points"

Hloif claps.

LoneCleric cheers.

Kays cheers

katre says (to ander), "hee hee, but they were stolen"
Ellison says, "yay punk points"

Frisco never played it but claps anyway

BoingBall cheers.

dfan cheers

Paul cheers!

Rob claps.

Guard#0249 exclaims, "Rameses = condoms = impotence!"

Sargent applauds.

Urbatain claps

caleb cheers!

Mona says, "yay, stephenb again!"

Emily laughs

Doe claps.

ander says (to baf), "Yes, they were stolen from there first. I know."
Rob laughs.

TableSaw says, "yay"

Gunther says, "yay rameses!!"

stephenb laughs

mcp applauds the nominees

baf cheers

Guard#0531 says (to 0249), "Thank you for that."

Paul says, "guffaws."
Urbatain claps

mclem cheers the roommates for being wonderfully unpleasant.

maga_dogg says, "not a great year for npcs, apart from emily's stuff, imo"
Guard#0531 says, "And the winner is..."

Jota applauds.

Paul er, guffaws.

neild says, "Rameses had great NPCs."

Gunther says, "um, bap"

Guard#0531 exclaims, "Being Andrew Plotkin!" BrenBarn says, "Rameses rules."
katre says, "yay!"

Gunther says, "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"

Rob says, "Whoa?!"

Emily claps wildly

BrenBarn cheers.

Tril whistles

veek says, "YAY!!"

caleb exclaims, "YAYY!!!!!"

Urbatain says, "YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA"

Kays cheers wildly

TableSaw says, "Yay!"

inky claps.

LoneCleric cheers.

dfan says, "Woo!!"

stephenb exclaims, "yay!"

zarf says, "yay more"

mclem cheers the PC NPCs.

mcp cheers

Jota exclaims, "Re-ci-pe!"

maga_dogg says (to gunther), "I guess, but not very interactive"
Sargent says, "Woo!"

Rob stumbles to his feet.

Paul exclaims, "YAY BAP YAY BAP YAY BAP!!!"

Urbatain exclaims, "being!"

Frisco chers

Jota exclaims, "Re-ci-pe!"

Hloif CHEERS! "YAY!!!!!!!!"

zarf applauds himself in an award-winning role

Rob climbs up on stage.

Urbatain claps loudly

Oren cheers

ander cheers for an interesting game.

neild exclaims, "Aw, Zarf always wins!"

Guard#0531 leaves the auditorium to the west.

nm clps. er, claps

Mona claps wildly.

baf exclaims, "Bap! Bap! Bap! Bap!"

Guard#0249 leaves the auditorium to the west.

Gunther says (to zarf), "hee"

</Guest1> Alex forgets about the guest. "Now I don't believe in anything!"

Rob says, "Wow."

MikeS claps loudly

veek stamps feet

Dilbon says, "It's obviously good to be Andrew Plotkin."
BrenBarn congratulates zarf -- no, wait, Rob.

eileen applauds enthusiastically

Gunther says (to Rob), "woo woo woo"

TableSaw begins writing Being Rob Wheeler.

mcp is pleased by the diversity of winners

Doe applauds wildly. Hloif exclaims (at TableSaw), "Hee!"

neild exclaims (at TS), "Yay recursive games!"

Rob says, "Okay, this is really weird, because I had a dream just before I woke up today where I won this particular award."

Sargent says (to Rob), "Yay NPC drawn from real life!"

wuss exclaims, "Um, yay. YAY!"

Urbatain claps loudly

<ghira> ghira has connected to ifMUD.

Ellison says, "I thought, given the scope of the game, the NPCs in Heroine's Mantle were fun and respective... and Rematch, IMO, has great NPCs"

Gunther writes Being The XYZZY Winner

wuss exclaims, "Wooo!" Gunther says, "(easier)"

inky says (to TS), ""Hats. Lots of hats. And danishes. It's not easy on the mean streets of Austin, but a guy can get by if he knows the tricks.""

Mona says, "yay twilight zone!" Paul says, "So you see, dreams really can come true."
<K-Y> K-Y has connected to ifMUD. (from BrenBarn) Gunther writes Being the Code

Sargent laughs.

Ellison says, "er, respective = respectable"

Emily says, "wackiness"

K-Y arrives from the west.

Dilbon says, "Being the IF Author Who Never Wins Anything"

mcp exclaims (at inky), "yay!"

two-star not that Rob hasn't really woken up yet. maga_dogg says (to ellison), "Just personal opinion. I didn't like Heroine's NPCs"
</ghira> I need chocolate and ricotta cake from the kosher bakery in via Portico d'Ottavia! neild exclaims (at inky), "Hee!"
two-star says, "er notes"

Rob says, "Anyway, I'd like to thank everybody in the world, except a few bits of Delaware, for this honor"

Psmith says (to Rob), "Did you dream you won any other awards as well? I've still got time to get to the bookies."

Gunther says (to Rob), "Sorry, this is still your dream."

Rob says, "and especially Zarf, for being zarf and being an NPC and all the rest of it."

BoingBall says (to Ps), "hee hee"

(from inky) Delaware cries!

(from Sargent) Rob suddenly looks down, realizes he is on stage with no pants.

baf asks, "Has anyone done a parody along the lines of "Being Matt Barringer" yet?"

Emily says, "heehee"

<Guest1> Alex says, "Awwwk! Word on the street is that you are... um, seven?" Gunther says (to Sargent), "yay!"
Urbatain claps zarf and rob

Rob says, "I'm quite pleased. Thank you, everyone."

Doe asks, "wonder what's zarf kick back is?"
Guest1 arrives from the west.

Emily claps again

mcp says (to baf), "that'd be amazing"

zarf kicks Doe back.

caleb cheers Sargent says (to Doe), "All the salsa drinking glasses he wants."
katre clap s'more

inky says, "yay Rob"

Doe says, "hehehe"
Rob tries to leave, but doesn't know which way to go.

Jota applauds

Mona twirls her moustaches. Ha-HA!

Gunther says, "heh"

Mona says, "er, um.."

MikeS cheers!

inky says (to Mona), "plural? eek"
Guest1 says, "/help"

eileen has arrived.

Rob asks, "Also, do I get an award?"

Paul cheers!

maga_dogg says (to mona), "ew bearded lady."
Rob sits back down. Jota exclaims, "He will have to bodysurf the crowd to get offstage!"
inky laughs.

(From Adam) zarf points sagely at the wall.

inky says, "get that man an award!"

Adam says, "Grr, late"

Gunther says, "IT'S DELIBERATE"

Adam says, "Whoopsie. Hang on"

zarf says (to adam), "but still excellent"
inky says, "but meanwhile" ander exclaims, "The insolence! He wants and AWARD!"

Gunther says, "meanwhile, back in 1997..."

Best NPCs trophy materializes.

Adam points

TableSaw says, "...back at Stately Xyzzy Manor..."

BoingBall exclaims, "And orange juice!"

inky says, "Jon Ingold couldn't be here to present Best Puzzles, which he won for The Mulldoon Legacy, but once again, NamelessAdventurer has stepped into the breach"

Urbatain XD

inky says, "also into the breeches"

Rob gets Best NPCs trophy.

NamelessAdventurer has arrived.

<devil> jwalrus says, "it's not quite right without the 'quickly', though"

Rob says, "yay"

BrenBarn says, "Whoo"

Gunther says, "YAY DEVIL"
NamelessAdventurer exclaims, "Ewww! I stepped in breach!" katre says, "yay"
Mona claps for Nameless once again.

</Frisco> Frisco has disconnected from ifMUD.

<Frisco> Frisco has connected to ifMUD.

devil arrives from the west.

wuss says (to devil), "You're late."

BoingBall exclaims, "devil!"

Gunther cheers devil

katre says (to devil), "hi again"

markm says, "thank your lucky stars you didn't step in the lederhosen"
Ellison says, "hey, congrats devil"

katre says (to devil), "and yay"

maga_dogg exclaims (at devil), "yay!"

Mona says, "and devil!"

BrenBarn cheers for devil.

Sargent says (to Nameless), "That's 'bleach'. It's to clean off the dungeon muck on your boots."
LoneCleric exclaims (at devil), "Yay you!"

Rob says, "yay"

devil says (to wuss), "Yes, I know."

Kays cheers devil

Rob claps.

ander cheers devil.

Guest4 arrives from the west.

Sargent says (to devil), "Yay devil"

Mona says, "timeout for devil cheering!"

inky says (to devil), "belated speech!"

maga_dogg exclaims (at devil), "Belated speech!"

K-Y applauds

Gunther says, "YM "mud""
Urbatain claps

Frisco exclaims (at devil), "Congrats!"

markm says (to Sargent), "I usually use a bit of club soda."
Hloif exclaims, "Yay!!"

devil says, "thank you."

Jota applauds devil.

BoingBall exclaims, "Foaming cleanser!"
(From Gunther) </devil> has disconnected.

Frisco sympathizes with the devil.

devil says, "katre phoned me and said, "Getcher butt in here!""

zarf gives Best Individual Puzzle trophy to devil.

wuss says (to devil), "Well, congratulations anyway."

NamelessAdventurer says, "So this is the award for Best Puzzles. Man, back in my day, we had *real* puzzles."

baf asks, "So IFMUD is made by mixing IF with water?"
Paul congratulates Devil

(From markm) devil drops butt.

Gunther says, "yes"
Rob tries to pick up Best NPCs trophy, but is carrying too many things already.

NamelessAdventurer asks, "Why, we had to walk three miles in the snow and give chocolate-covered insects to a lizard just to -- where was I?"

maga_dogg says (to nameless), "Stop upstaging devil"

Frisco asks, "Who won this last year?"

markm says (to Rob), "yay" TableSaw says, "Ingold."
BoingBall says, "I'm sure you can exchange the award for a good few souls"

NamelessAdventurer looks at the list.

inky says (to Rob), "you shoulda got one of those infinite inventories"

Frisco says, "Ah. Good choice."

NamelessAdventurer exclaims, "Ad Verbum, by Nick Montfort!" markm says, "yow. 66people"
Hloif cheers.

BoingBall cheers.

katre says, "yay AV"

mclem now openly praises quirky release. Superb! Terrific!

Rob says, "mmm"

Sargent says, "Or a sack of holding"

LoneCleric cheers.

devil claps.

Gunther cheers

Jota Woohoo

Emily claps

veek cheers!!

Mona cheers.

Paul eers-chay

caleb cheers!

Sargent applauds.

Rob cheers!!

NamelessAdventurer exclaims, "Augmented Fourth, by Brian Uri!"

veek says, "Woo!"

two-star exclaims, "yay!"

K-Y applauds.

Urbatain claps

stephenb shouts support

Sargent claps.

veek says, "Yay!"

Hloif claps.

Rob claps.

inky claps.

Gunther says, "yay game i didn't play!"

Emily says, "yay"

LoneCleric claps.

baf cheers using only words that begin with "N"

Paul claps

NamelessAdventurer exclaims, "Dinner with Andre, by Liza Daly!"

caleb exclaims, "hurrah!"

markm plays a chord

veek dances in her seat

Mona says, "yay A4!"

ander applauds authentically.

Rob whistles!

Urbatain claps

Frisco claps

Gunther says, "woo"

<mef> What is a mouse when it spins?

Sargent says, "Huzzah dinner cheques!"

caleb claps

K-Y applauds.

Ellison says, "yay liza"

Emily says, "yay"

Paul exclaims, "Yay DWA!"

NamelessAdventurer exclaims, "Heroine's Mantle, by Andy Phillips!"

mclem would cheer, but is afraid of being embarrassed.

Rob applauds.

Kays cheers

TableSaw says, "yay Wallace Shawn1"

K-Y applauds.

neild asks, "Where is liza?"

Hloif claps.

Urbatain claps

katre says, "yay Andre"

Gunther cheers

Ellison says, "yay HM"

Frisco exclaims, "yay! New nominee!"

caleb exclaims, "yay!"

katre says, "yay andy"

Emily claps for HM

ander cheers furthermore.

BrenBarn cheers.

NamelessAdventurer exclaims, "Metamorphoses, by Emily Short!"

Sargent cheers.

Urbatain says, "jeje no conozco ni uno"
K-Y applauds.

katre says, "yay"

Kays applauds

Rob applauds!

Hloif claps.

Frisco heroinE!

maga_dogg says, "yay bastardly final puzzles"

caleb cheers

Ellison claps

Gunther claps

NamelessAdventurer exclaims, "Nevermore, by Nate Cull!"

mclem cheers

Paul cheers

baf jumps up and down excitedly

K-Y applauds.

Rob applauds in five different sizes.

Urbatain says, "less this one XD"
Rob claps.

Mona cheers, changing shape five times in the process.

Gunther claps some more

caleb exclaims, "yay!"

maga_dogg exclaims, "yay druggie poets!"

Doe claps.

Urbatain claps Metamorph

NamelessAdventurer exclaims, "And: The End Means Escape, by Stephen Kodat!"

Sargent claps.

Paul thinks he missed one, cheers again.

Frisco exclaims, "slow down man!"

K-Y applauds.

katre says, "yay"

Rob claps.

Gunther says, "woo"

Hloif claps.

Ellison claps

BrenBarn applauds.

Frisco claps

LoneCleric cheers.

Emily claps

mclem noises cheering makes

Paul can't keep up, so just stops cheering.

caleb cheers!

NamelessAdventurer slows down...........

katre asks, "wait, what category is this?"

inky says, "puzzles"

Emily says, "best puzzles"

Gunther says, "best puzzles"

two-star exclaims, "yay puzzle I accidentally solved!" Hloif says (to katre), "Best puzzles."

katre says, "thanks"

Rob says, "applause-timing puzzle!"

Mona asks (of NamelessAdventurer), "been at that coca again, haven't we?"

TableSaw saves game clap1.sav.

maga_dogg says (to mona), "hee"
NamelessAdventurer says, "The..."

mef arrives from the west.

maga_dogg says, "I love the way how in Nevermore you never overdose as long as you don't ever stop sniffing the coca"
NamelessAdventurer says, "winner..."

NamelessAdventurer says, "is..."

markm turns NamelessAdventurer up to 11.
schep arrives from the west. TableSaw asks, "...SlowTalkersOfAmerica?"
Kays enrolls nameless in presenters 101

NamelessAdventurer says, "Ad..."

Ellison asks, "the presenter isn't Eileen, is it?"
Rob applauds!

Mona says, "yahoo!"

LoneCleric exclaims, "WOOHOO!"

NamelessAdventurer says, "Verbum, by Nick Montfort"

Paul exclaims, "Yay Ad!"

Gunther says, "YAY!!"

BoingBall claps

katre says, "YAY!"

Rob says, "YAY!!!!!"

veek says, "WOOOO!!!!"

TableSaw says, "yay!"

llamaboy applauds.

Jota cheers!

Psmith says, "Yay!"

devil says, "woo hoo!"

Sargent says, "Woo hoo!"

K-Y applauds.

markm says (to nm), "dude"

Tril exclaims, "woohoo!"

nm stands and smiles

Paul exclaims, "Yay Verbum by Nick Montfort!"

zarf applausds

Frisco exclaims, "WHOO!"

BoingBall says, "excellent"

Emily says, "woot!"

mef says, "yay..."

inky claps.

Doe claps.

stephenb exclaims, "YAY!"

mclem applauds

Kays cheers wildly!

Ellison claps

mcp applauds

Rob says, "hooray! hooray!"

veek cheeeeers, using up all those extra left-over Es!!!

LoneCleric tries to bring attention to the shirt he's wearing.

Oren claps

eileen applauds energetically

two-star claps

Paul says, "Those puzzles were great."

Hloif cheers!!

ander says, "Yahoo! (Oops, copyright violation...)"
devil says, "I knew him back in his Winchester's Nightmare days."

Urbatain claps

dfan cheers!

Rob whistles!

mclem applauds - loudly applauds mclem.

Mona says (to nm), "you're the best, man!"

baf says, "This'll be some speech. I bet he'"
caleb cheers

Gunther says (to nm), "Say Speech, Sir."

markm says (to devil), "heh"

inky says, "speak surely! dictate dashingly!"

MikeS cheers!

baf says, "has a lipogram prepared."
nm says, "Ahem, awesome! Author accepts an appealing award affably." maga_dogg says (to veek), "if it's E's you're after, you want Nevermore"

Doe says (to inky), "hehehe"

Rob reports, "Rah rah!"

Sargent says, "Accept award animatedly"

katre says, "yay"

NamelessAdventurer gives Best Puzzles trophy to nm.

BoingBall says, "hooray"

nm says, "As author's actions affirm, alphabetical arrangements always amused author. Assembling assorted arbitrary ASCII, ad absurdo, as adventure and acquisition, appeared attractive."

nm says, "And accordingly, author attacked adventure, abandoning ars amatoria, abandoning athletic activity, appearing agonizingly antisocial. After arduous attempts and assays, author actualized adventure."

markm says, "What an ad-libber."

Sargent says, "Oh, he's just making that up off the top of his head."

Hloif exclaims, "YAY!!!!!!!!!"

Rob reacts risibly

caleb cheers

Psmith says (to nm), "Astounded applause."

Doe says, "lol"
TableSaw says, "AY!"

nm says, "Accolade and adventurer appreciation authentically affects author."

Mona falls over, laughing.

Gunther applauds ardroitly.

katre says, "woo"

Gunther says, "if that's a word"
markm makes merry. Hloif says, "BEST. ACCEPTANCE. SPEECH. EVER."
Frisco claps and wipes tears from his eyes! Paul says, "BEST SPEECH EVER."
K-Y says, "Yay."

devil says, "Wow!"

BrenBarn belatedly cheers for nm.

nm says, "Acknowledgement appears appropriate: author appreciates all assistance and aid, awfully. An acolyte ("alone," as acolyte's appellation asserts) accoutered abundant authentication aid, assuredly above average."

Paul says (to Hloif), "timing"
maga_dogg says, "class speech."

Urbatain says, "JAJAJAJA"

Kays asks (of nm), "Prepared, were we?"

zarf says, "He did that before he knew he was going to win? Yow."

Rob says, "this is an all-time classic"

Doe says, "if it ends"

Hloif cheers!

nm says, "Author asserts again: acclaim's absolutely appreciated. Adieu!"

Kays cheers

Rob says, "but a good thing he did"

TableSaw says (to Paul,Hloif), "If I can't cook it, I don't need it."

LoneCleric says, "Hey, yay me."

devil says, "But his *name* doesn't start with 'a'." Gunther says (to zarf), "we told him"

maga_dogg says, "yay leaked results"

(from mcp) mcp says, "there's some kind of pattern to this speech that nm is making ... "

Emily says, "yay nm" inky says (to Kays), "if he was prepared he would have done it with x's"
Sargent applauds nm.

mclem says, "All very well, but he's got another set of paragraphs for the other 25 letters..."

BoingBall exclaims (at nm), "Adieu!"

Frisco keeps clapping without understanding

Doe says, "lol"
Jota applauds!

Urbatain says, "A AAAA AAAAA AI"

dfan applauds!

katre says (to nm), "BEST. SPEECH. EVER!"

Paul says, "THAT SPEECH RULED."

veek appolauds

mcp cheers

Urbatain Aclaps

Hloif applauds wildly!

Gunther says, "HOORAY NM"

stephenb applauds!

Sargent says (to inky), "heh"
Ellison claps neild says (to inky), "yay"
zarf claps

Doe says, "great speech."

Adam says, "Jen and I are still cracking up at 'abandoning ars amatoria'"
baf appluads audaciously

BrenBarn cheers the game and the speech.

Emily says, "yeah, that was excellent"
nm waves and resumes his seat

MikeS is impressed!

inky says, "also, "done it with x's" is the main reason for relationship breakups on the jerry springer show"

Gunther says, "NO SEX TILL ADVENTURE"

katre says (to inky), "yay"

markm says (to inky), "yay"

Kiz says (to inky), "ha!"

Gunther says, "yes!"

BrenBarn says, "Take it to #smoochies"

neild exclaims (at inky), "ha!"

Mona mocks Montfort's moniker. BoingBall says (to inky), "heh"

maga_dogg asks, "hmf. How many more awards?"

inky looks around.

Rob claps.

Adam asks, "Um, four?"
Mona says, "that took me too long."

eileen Who is presenting for Best Setting, please?

BrenBarn says, "Yeah, 4, I guess."

Gunther asks, "Um, seven?"

markm slips inly $20 to win the next award. neild says (to Mona), "That's what I said about Ad Verbum."
Mona says (to inky), "man, you're cheap!"

Gunther says (to Mona), "inly, not inky"

BoingBall says, "inly is the evil brother"

inky says (to Mona), "I didn't tell him how many people I was taking $20 from"

maga_dogg says, "I can't hang around much longer, then, I'm afraid."
<Giulio> Giulio has connected to ifMUD.

Frisco stretches his legs

markm says, "68 people. yow"

Jota asks, "New record, isn't it?"

maga_dogg is gone. Let us remember him.

</maga_dogg> Do you remember / Well I don't / Cause I was drunk.

JDubya vanishes into a randomly appearing vortex, which also disappears.

</JDubya> JDubya randomly disappears from somewhere.

Giulio arrives from the west.

inky says, "anyway -- last year's winner in the Best Setting category appears to be making a habit of getting nominated, so we've asked Stephen Granade to step in his stead"

markm says, "dunno."

BrenBarn asks, "Yeah. Say, how about a post-ceremony werewolf game?"

BoingBall says, "And it unreadably fast"

Jota says, "Of course, a few might not count -- Nameless, Alex, Perry."

Gunther says, "when we reach 99, the MUD falls over and dies"

BrenBarn asks, "7 or 8 wolves?"

neild asks, "Who won last year?"

Rob claps.

Sargent ascends the stage and taps the microphone.

Mona applauds duly.

dfan says, "zarf"
Paul claps. TableSaw says (to neild), "villagers"
markm says, "yay duly!" LoneCleric says, "We could finally have wolves & mafia."
caleb claps

Sargent says, "As inky said, I am standing in for zarf this year."

Rob says, "Our about.com guide to fun and merriment!"

Hloif exclaims (at LoneCleric), "WOO!"
Sargent says, "So." Gunther says, "quiet"
Ivan has disconnected.

Ivan Cymbals smear your ears and Ivan is gone.

BrenBarn says, "Yay Sarge"

zarf asks, "..and who hasn't?"

Paul says (to Rob), "Yay"
Sargent says, "One pound Velveeta, one can Rotel tomatoes." (from neild) Sargent says, "I'm in his head!!!!!"

Emily says (to Sarge), "so you played BAP in preparation"

Sargent says, "Cube the Velveeta and mix with the Rotel in a microwave-safe dish" Doe says, "hehehe"

Emily asks, "?"

Rob claps!

Adam laughs

markm says, "eeeagh!"

Emily says, "heehee"

inky claps.

katre says, "yay"

Sargent says, "Nuke for about ten minutes, or until smooth."

Gunther says, "yay!"

BoingBall laughs.

Sargent says, "Serve with chips."

Urbatain claps

dfan cracks up.

zarf winces very slightly.

Emily asks (of Sargent), "VELVEETA????"
Mona says, "ha!" inky says (to Sargent), "yay!"
caleb laughs

mclem cheers

Gunther says, "also, I'm glad he didn't give mamster's awful bacon chocolate recipe"

inky says, "Sins Against Fromagerie"

katre asks (of em), "offended, are we?"

Paul laughs, then whips up a batch.

<maga_dogg> Mary had a little cow/She also had a sheep./She doused them both in parrafin/And burnt them on a heap.

maga_dogg arrives from the west.

Rob says, "bacon chocolate? yikes"

Paul says (to Inky), "Yay"

TableSaw says, "Nacho, Nacho man! I want to be, a Nacho Man!"

BoingBall says, "It isn't the same without the Tang"

Jota cheers. neild says (to Rob), "Yeah, see the #grubshack bb"
Sargent says, "And now, on with the Best Setting award." Sargent says (to Gunther), "I was tempted."
Rob claps. Adam says (to Rob), "It was actually bacon granola bars with Tang glaze"

Emily says, "my GOD"

Gunther says, "velveeta is usenet slang for spam, apparently"

Rob shudders.

BrenBarn cheers. markm says, "velveeta is about as close to being cheese as sadam is to a nobel peace prize."
Sargent says, "Nominee the first: LASH, by Paul O'Brian" neild says, "Yeah, it made the Random Recipe Page stuff look tasty."
katre says, "yay"

Emily says, "yay"

Rob applauds!

zarf claps

K-Y applauds.

Mona says, "yayyay!"

Kays claps

Gunther says, "woo"

Urbatain claps

caleb claps

BrenBarn says, "Woo-hoo"

baf:claps

Frisco exclaims, "yay Paul!!!!"

Doe claps.

Hloif says, "Yay."

two-star says, "yaay"

ander applauds.

Kays cheers

mclem claps

nm claps

Urbatain applauds

Giulio goes home.

</Giulio> Giulio has disconnected from ifMUD.

Hloif applauds.

Sargent says, "Nominee the second: Metamorphoses, by Emily Short"

markm:claps::baf:applauds.

Jota says, "GO LASH"

Jota exclaims, "Goulash!"

devil claps

zarf claps again

maga_dogg exclaims, "yay!"

stephenb claps.

katre says, "yay"

Rob applauds!

mclem claps as his clothes change to metal for no apparent reason

BrenBarn says, "Heh, odd sequence of emotes there."
K-Y applauds.

Urbatain applauds

LoneCleric claps.

Paul claps for Metamorphoses

Kays claps

veek applauds throughout

Jota exclaims, "Go Metam -- oh, go everyon